Lonsdale Massage 1939 TOFTT

I went today, it’s close by so I figured why not. - room fees are higher than usual, was $80 for 30 minutes. - I didn’t see a line up of girls, but the one that came in was cute. I’d peg her as mid 30s, maybe 5’1, 100lbs. Wouldn’t say fit but slim, with small b cups. - tiny little bush, coin slot pussy - English was okay, not flient Massage itself was basically non existent, some light strokes of the back, moved to legs and started teasing. Then asked for the flip. Asked if I want a hj or bj (bbbj to my surprise). Price was $130, figures $130 on top but ehh was already there. Decent bbbj, then finished by hand - no cim. Straddled me and gave me a good view. Went to pay and surprisingly she said it was $130 total, so $50 on top of the room fee - not the $80 + $130 I expected. I tipped her an extra $50 as well. There’s a shower in the hallway but I didn’t partake. It’s quite loud, can hear brosan yelling away in the front. there’s a separate unit upstairs, so as I was leaving through the back the guy was just standing outside watching. There was also a Middle Aged lady on the phone in the alley (not spa related) watching like a hawk on her phone… just felt off. As convenient as the place is, I probably won’t repeat. Way too high traffic even with the back alley entrance.

moet90210 said: I went today, it’s close by so I figured why not. - room fees are higher than usual, was $80 for 30 minutes. - I didn’t see a line up of girls, but the one that came in was cute. I’d peg her as mid 30s, maybe 5’1, 100lbs. Wouldn’t say fit but slim, with small b cups. - tiny little bush, coin slot pussy - English was okay, not flient Massage itself was basically non existent, some light strokes of the back, moved to legs and started teasing. Then asked for the flip. Asked if I want a hj or bj (bbbj to my surprise). Price was $130, figures $130 on top but ehh was already there. Decent bbbj, then finished by hand - no cim. Straddled me and gave me a good view. Went to pay and surprisingly she said it was $130 total, so $50 on top of the room fee - not the $80 + $130 I expected. I tipped her an extra $50 as well. There’s a shower in the hallway but I didn’t partake. It’s quite loud, can hear brosan yelling away in the front. there’s a separate unit upstairs, so as I was leaving through the back the guy was just standing outside watching. There was also a Middle Aged lady on the phone in the alley (not spa related) watching like a hawk on her phone… just felt off. As convenient as the place is, I probably won’t repeat. Way too high traffic even with the back alley entrance. Click to expand... Thanks for TOFTT and posting a review. Would you say you saw Ruby, the girl in the pic? Sounds like she went naked too. Did she allow daty or fingering?

westcoastrider1982 said: Thanks for TOFTT and posting a review. Would you say you saw Ruby, the girl in the pic? Sounds like she went naked too. Did she allow daty or fingering? Click to expand... good catch yeah that’s her in the picture. She was fully naked, I didn’t ask about daty or digits so can’t say unfortunately.

moet90210 said: good catch yeah that’s her in the picture. She was fully naked, I didn’t ask about daty or digits so can’t say unfortunately. Click to expand... Thanks for toftt. Did you manage to see the other girl?

moet90210 said: good catch yeah that’s her in the picture. She was fully naked, I didn’t ask about daty or digits so can’t say unfortunately. Click to expand... Pic isnt totally clear but she looks cute enough!

yeah saw this place opened and it's pretty bold to be right there on 2nd like that thanks for TOFTT

december27h said: yeah saw this place opened and it's pretty bold to be right there on 2nd like that thanks for TOFTT Click to expand... Wandered by last evening for a peek at the setup. There is a door in the back alley.

Is it a FS spa too or strict HS? Anyone else take the plunge? Feel free to DM if you have Thinking of dropping by

stalemate#67 said: Wandered by last evening for a peek at the setup. There is a door in the back alley. Click to expand... lol, I passed by the back alley yesterday and just saw brosan camped out on a folding chair, its all right next to a pretty active thrift store drop off in the back during the day as well. This place looks hilariously run.

december27h said: lol, I passed by the back alley yesterday and just saw brosan camped out on a folding chair, its all right next to a pretty active thrift store drop off in the back during the day as well. This place looks hilariously run. Click to expand... Yeah, all in all it doesn't seem like a discrete enough location for this type of establishment. Maybe they got a good deal on a lease, who knows?

Well if they run thrift store special rates once a week that might be a good promo...gently or even well worn pussy[:ROFLMAO:]

samsara said: I just saw Ruby. indeed slim, tiny little bush and tight pussy. DATY was great. fairly responsive but keep asking to go slow. BBBJ was ok but when I asked her to lick she went to town. There a bit of rubbing in between the cheeks before that hat went on and I went for the main course. finished in Mish. I paid $200 for everything. cute little girl and I asked her to keep her glasses on. Didnt use the shower. The location is way too exposed. I am curious to see the other girl in the pic Kelly. Ruby was 100% like her pic so if Kelly is also like that it would be great but I doubt it. I probably wont go due to lots of exposure and traffic. Click to expand... Great review! How long was the session for $200? I presume you mean the shop itself is highly exposed and not the shower? Lol Sounds like this is one of those “park far away, walk around the block a bit while wearing a hat and sunglasses” when going in and out type shop. Having said that, Lily’s and Spasia can be bad too with people watching you go in! But they are probably better than this Lonsdale place? I guess North Van just has that “charm”

westcoastrider1982 said: Great review! How long was the session for $200? I presume you mean the shop itself is highly exposed and not the shower? Lol Sounds like this is one of those “wear a hat and sunglasses” when going in and out type shop. Having said that, Lily’s and Spasia can be bad too with people watching you go in! I guess North Van just has that “charm” Click to expand... If the shop is highly exposed I doubt I will stop by. It was my neighborhood before, even my family dentist office is still there. Btw, Lily's and Spasia have a rear door so that'll be less traffic there.

westcoastrider1982 said: Great review! How long was the session for $200? I presume you mean the shop itself is highly exposed and not the shower? Lol Sounds like this is one of those “park far away, walk around the block a bit while wearing a hat and sunglasses” when going in and out type shop. Having said that, Lily’s and Spasia can be bad too with people watching you go in! But they are probably better than this Lonsdale place? I guess North Van just has that “charm” Click to expand... Lol. You make it sound like a case of Spy vs. Spy. Attempting to stay inconspicuous while seeking pleasure. What a dilemma! Lonsdale Ave is always super busy with people around. However, it can't be any worse than Lily's in a retail complex!

steveinvan said: Lol. You make it sound like a case of Spy vs. Spy. Attempting to stay inconspicuous while seeking pleasure. What a dilemma! Lonsdale Ave is always super busy with people around. However, it can't be any worse than Lily's in a retail complex! Click to expand... Good points, but Lily's back entrance is very low key.

samsara said: I just saw Ruby. indeed slim, tiny little bush and tight pussy. DATY was great. fairly responsive but keep asking to go slow. BBBJ was ok but when I asked her to lick she went to town. There a bit of rubbing in between the cheeks before that hat went on and I went for the main course. finished in Mish. I paid $200 for everything. cute little girl and I asked her to keep her glasses on. Didnt use the shower. The location is way too exposed. I am curious to see the other girl in the pic Kelly. Ruby was 100% like her pic so if Kelly is also like that it would be great but I doubt it. I probably wont go due to lots of exposure and traffic. Click to expand... I'd rather pay $150 for everything at an established AMP with hotter talent...

samsara said: I just saw Ruby. indeed slim, tiny little bush and tight pussy. DATY was great. fairly responsive but keep asking to go slow. BBBJ was ok but when I asked her to lick she went to town. There a bit of rubbing in between the cheeks before that hat went on and I went for the main course. finished in Mish. I paid $200 for everything. cute little girl and I asked her to keep her glasses on. Didnt use the shower. The location is way too exposed. I am curious to see the other girl in the pic Kelly. Ruby was 100% like her pic so if Kelly is also like that it would be great but I doubt it. I probably wont go due to lots of exposure and traffic. Click to expand... So how long was the session for $200 total?

samsara said: i decided to go to this place one more time today (practically yesterday). this time I went from the back door that was a bit more descreet. The mamsan was there and very quickly shoved me into one of the rooms. This one was a bit different from the first one where I saw Ruby. it was a bit bigger with red LEDs worked in the wall (remind me of Amsterdam). Came in Yillia or Yullia. relatively tall Chinese girl, either late 20s or early 30th. very normal face, medium breast but bigger booty. The options were limited to CBJ, HJ and just take off the cloths no touch. I asked for 45min and $160 later, we were talking, she is cressing my chest and I keep asking when the cloths will come off...We chit chat for roughly about 10 min before anything started...finally cloths came off...extremlly light touch on my chest and finally she got to the junior...went for oil which confused me because I asked for CBJ...5 min later I asked and she reluctantly picked a condom and gave the slowest lowest pressure BJ I have ever experienced to the point that if my eyes were not open, I probably would not realize anything is happening. 5 min of that...then she switched to HJ without me asking and put the condom on her fingers and started what was probably a prostate massage! but it wasnt. She was just touching my buthole....5 more min of that and then I took over because I wanted this to finish so I can get out of there...at this point, she took off the bed and turned her back at me and started throughly cleaning her hand and spraying towels and cleaning her skin and body while I am lying there jerking off....and I was no where near finish when she turned and said time is up! I asked for towels or something to clean the oil and she wetted couple of napkins and handed to me....I had to use the towel on the bed to semi-clean the rest....I got out of there as fast as I could and I say Ruby on the swing having her lunch as I was going out....Probably the most awkward experience I have ever had. Will not go back to this locatoin. Funny thing was she was asking me about other Spa locations in the area as I was leaving....anyways...that was what I got for $160 and I think I was cut off at around 30 min mark instead of 45 I paid for. Click to expand... That totally sucks, man. Thanks for TOFTT, although I'm sure you're not glad you did. They'll be out of business in a month at this rate. I popped in the back door last week to take a peek. Only Yilia was available and she didn't do it for me so I walked. Good choice, apparently.

jimtarvin said: If the shop is highly exposed I doubt I will stop by. It was my neighborhood before, even my family dentist office is still there. Btw, Lily's and Spasia have a rear door so that'll be less traffic there. Click to expand... I prefer a busy walk-by street, TBH - you just walk along, and then disappear through a door. Thing about the back door at Lily's and Spas is that the alleys are deserted - until they're not - and anyone who sees you back there knows exactly where you are going..

Visited this place and was not impressed at all. Mamasan claimed to be Kelly but nowhere near the photos. She was probably like 50. She then showed me Yilia who was very ordinary looking and nowhere near the photos again. Probably rate her face a 4/10. She was probably in her early 30s. Left highly disappointed and definitely won’t ever be going back there.