Shizaa - 7265 - ☑️

Well, I’m a guy that likes to give people the benefit of the doubt. I read the reviews about Shizaa and decided to flip a coin, lets face it, if you’ve read the LL massage section for the Langley area you’ve thought about it. After thinking about it the perb search bar gets the test. I would say Shizaa is about the most mixed reviewed person on this board. Some are solid NO’s and others are passionate yes’s. Right now I’m so middle of the road I’m going to give you the Dragnet version, “just the facts Ma’am”. For those of you too young what to know what Dragnet is, fuck off. Shizaa: Pictures are exactly what you get. My imagination allowed me to envision a taller person, she’s but a tiny minx of a thing. She is cute, not classic features, but cute. Very bubbly, but sexy? Or sexual? YMMV. Experience: I went for a massage ($220 - one hour). I mentioned in pre session communication that I didn’t like scents (perfumes or incense, etc.). The place is a nice condo in Langley off 200, parking might be an issue depending on time of day but wasn’t for me. No smells, perfect, yet. I let her know in advance that I was dealing with some PE right now and she was happy to accommodate me by providing a quick early release. A nice start, not quite jackhammering but not terribly inspired. She has a move, she lays beside you, cuddled up nicely, with her breast very close to your mouth and she seems to have no issue giving them the old num num. Fortunately or unfortunately this does one thing. It puts the nose in proximity to the armpit. This may or may not be a bad thing. Remember wrestling with a buddy or big brother or someone that smelled like teenager and getting aroused by it when you were in high school? That’s what Shizaas armpits smell like. I was aroused but also a bit turned off. I read the reviews, I did the risk assessment, or so I thought. “They” are right, she has an odour. Is it bad? This is the tough part for me. After a while I kinda liked it. After she made me cum she passed me a roll of toilet paper and told me to clean myself up while she washed her hands. She flipped me over and provided a very middle of the road (more uninspired) massage. Very boring, pick a spot, rub it for a bit then move to the next spot and repeat. Not sensual, no build, the McDonald’s of rub n tug Indy’s. A bit of tease with her sexy long nails on the ballsack but don’t get excited, that was the intro to the flip. Flip, lay down beside, breast to the face, pit smell, half assed effort to get me going. I got bored from repetitive motion and she got bored from me getting bored so she declared the session was over, offered me shower and I was out the door. I really wanted to enjoy this girl and I might repeat if only for a half hour DATY session, She probably has a pungente little snapper. I don’t like perfume but certain humans smell good. If Shizaa was my girlfriend I wouldn’t let her have a shower after the gym until I ate her pussy first. But that would be with the knowledge of her scent before going in. As you can see, I’m conflicted. She has an odour, is it bad? In some circles yes, it’s body odour. In other more perverted circles it’s very, very sexy. I wouldn’t repeat. Not for the scent reason. For the mechanical, repetitive and uninspired massage technique reason. That being said, I’m going to fantasize about a face sitting session and if she does prostate massage I might change my mind. So, don’t go and see her based on my experience. I showered after the session at her place then again at home and I still have her aroma in my nose so do with that what you will. The ☑? She’s been on my list for a long time now and I’ve checked that box now…

Thank you for an honest and recent review of her. She's been on my list but not sure now.

HomerSexual said: Thank you for an honest and recent review of her. She's been on my list but not sure now. Click to expand... For what she charges for a massage you can go in knowing that you’re gonna dump a load, probably. Don’t expect sincere sensuality. Don’t expect innovative or imaginative. What do I know? Are you thinking FS? That might be a different experience altogether? Maybe?

Banged_Up said: For what she charges for a massage you can go in knowing that you’re gonna dump a load, probably. Don’t expect sincere sensuality. Don’t expect innovative or imaginative. What do I know? Are you thinking FS? That might be a different experience altogether? Maybe? Click to expand... Yeah most likely FS. Maybe a quickie session if she offers

Can't find her on LL. Does she advertise elsewhere?

gdogg2 said: Can't find her on LL. Does she advertise elsewhere? Click to expand... She pulls her ad when she's not working

I have seen her for the full service several times, and she has always been in a good mood. I usually book the full service, quickie, or half-hour, and I think she charges a fair price for it. She is amazing, and I wouldn't choose a massage with HJ from her. I'd rather go to another massage parlour for that service. She had a minor odor on one occasion, but most of the time she has been clean and fully engaged throughout the session. The only downside is that she doesn't offer kissing or BBJ, which makes the service feel very safe and professional overall. I prefer more kissing and BBBJ, so I only see her for the convenience when she is available.

I had amazing time with Shizaa today Will repeat she is amazing