V3.0; The ultimate "Best Massage" guide for Vancouver area

V3.0 This is most likely the last version. - Scope The scope of this post is to review and compare the massage providers that do actual firm massages. So, anyone on this short list meets a certain minimum level of massage quality that you may not find with just any provider. The girls in this guide are the following (this is just a list; NOT a ranking): a. Mandy 9566 b. Vivi 3244 c. Eva 7305 d. Nina 5996 (removed in V2) e. Lydia 2188 (added in V1.2 Removed in V2.1) f. Maggie (formerly Monica) 0398 (added in V1.3) g. Janice 3849(added in V1.4) h. Lily 7811(added in V1.4) (removed in V2) i. Jovy 3388 (lavender Spa) (added in V1.5, removed in V3) does not work anymore j. Lulu 3997 (added in V2) k. Winnie 3080 (added in V2, removed in V3) l. Emma 6988 (added in V3) m. Bella 0686 (added in V3) n. Joanna 8210 (added in V3) o. Luna 8066 (added in V3) - Best Overall Mandy still wins the trophy. - Best Massage Mandy comes first. Her massage style, pressure, and effort are by far superior to all the rest. She uses her elbow a lot and works hard on the body. Her routine massage is mainly focused on the back, working on the lumbar quite a lot. She is capable of providing enough pressure to massage the legs, (primarily hamstrings). Mandy would focus her work on an area you ask her to, so if you have any pain, knot, or soreness, mention that to her before the session. She also does walk on the back and is great at it, so if you can take real pressure, ask her. Emma comes second. After Lydia and Winnie were removed, at last we have a contender for Mandy. Emma works firm and fast. If you want relaxation, avoid her, but if you want a great, fast-paced massage, she is great. She covers all the muscles in her general routine with a combination of moves. Luna has a tie with Emma in second place. She has a great massage routine and does proper and firm massages. Lydia comes second. Her massage is more Thai style. She covers you under a drape and does her thing. Basically, she does not use any oil for anything other than the finish, which in my opinion is a good thing. If you insist on high pressure (like I do) she will walk on you and squeeze the shit out of your every muscle with her feet (bonus for foot fetish lovers who want to be squeezed by the feet of a lady). She also uses her elbow quite a lot. Also, like Mandy, she would focus on the part you ask her to, so if you have any pain, knot, or soreness, mention that to her before the session. Lydia was removed due to many negative feedback received about her attitude and hygiene. Winnie comes Second. She has fingers made out of steel! She can put the same pressure others hardly do with their elbow just by her thumb. No kidding; it can get painful. She does a general massage routine with proper pressure unless you ask her to work on a specific area. The room she works in is designed for massage and has beams installed so she can walk on your back professionally. Reports have been of her talking too much during the session and half-assed the time paid for so she was also removed. Eva comes third. Her fingers are somewhat powerful, and because of that her shoulder and neck massage is better than most. Her massage is pretty firm and thorough. Her routine massage covers almost every muscle in the body. Reports have been made of her playing with her phone too much during the session. Joanna, Janice, Vivi, Jovy and Lulu are all mediocre within the scope of this post. They all do proper massages. Lily comes seventh. She lacks tactics and devotion but her technique is good. She does a good massage but is reluctant to put in energy as much as the top-list providers do. Unfortunately, Lily is a huge miss and a small hit, so not worth it. Monica (now Maggie) and Bella fall somewhere at the end of the line. Their massage pressure and technique aren't the best, but it is still well above the normal AMP massage. Nina comes last. Under the shadow of the scope of this writing, she barely found her way to this list. - Best Massage Knowledge and Class Mandy is the winner. She has the knowledge to somehow scan your body, find issues, and work on them autonomously. You may even be unaware of a tight muscle, but they will find it. If you can believe it, I find her more knowledgeable than most RMTs I have met. I won't even mention the difference in effort. So if you care about your health besides your dick, I would suggest meeting her regularly and getting wrenched into tune every once in a while. Luna follows Mandy but is not as great. Emma lacks big time in this department. She puts in a lot of effort and energy, but she lacks the massage knowledge and the understanding of the needs of each specific body. The rest of the list are the same as Emma. - Best Face and Body Generally speaking, there is no winner. They all have mediocre faces (except Lily who looks like Bruce Lee with long hair!). Vivi has a petite body style. Emma, Luna and Bella are skinny fit. Mandy, Lydia, Monica (Maggie), Jovy, Winnie, and Eva are pretty average (some find Eva more attractive than the others, not me). I find Lulu a little cuter than the rest (just a little, don't expect too much). Eva has nice boobs but you won't see or touch them. Janice has the nicest boobs and for some extra bucks, you get to feel them. - Best attitude At first, all of them are a bit cold, which I can understand considering all the weirdos around. After a couple of sessions, the ice breaks, and they all have a decent attitude, but don't expect a fake GF or escort's flirtiness from any of them. I feel that Winnie talks a little too much. She also finishes the session sooner than she is paid for. There are reports of Lydia having an improper attitude towards the clients, to the point of destroying the finish enjoyment, which is an ultimate sin. Lily is a big hit-and-miss. On a good day, you may see the jolly version with the best attitude. On a bad day, she will half-ass the session and leave earlier than you've paid for. Bella, trying to speak English, feels a little too mechanical because it's obvious she is not very good. Luna's availability sucks! If you do a 9-5 or similar schedule, you probably will not be able to see her. - Best Economy Eva, Lulu, Emma, Luna and Jovy are the most expensive with the 120$ 1-hour session. Mandy's 1-hour session is 100$ and with her effort, she wins the trophy of the economy. Lydia, Vivi, Bella, and Janice are also all 100$ for the hour. Joanna charges 90. Monica (Maggie) and Winnie are the most economical choices with only 80$ damage. Please note that these numbers are inclusive of the rub and tug. No separate room charge or any other BS. There is one thing that I have to mention about Monica (Maggie). She will do two tugs in one 1-hour session if you ask, so Monica would be the most economical for the tug. - Cleanliness Their places are all pretty clean. Vivi's, Luna's, Bella’s and Mandy's places are the cleanest. Eva follows them very closely. Lydia, Jovy, Emma and Monica come last but with a small difference. The difference is so negligible that I would call this one a draw. Lily's place though is not the best in this regard. If no winner, this section has a big loser. - Parking and Location Mandy's, Joanna’s, Monica's (Maggie), Lydia's, Janice's, Winnie's, Luna's, Bella’s and Lulu's places are the best regarding parking space. The others are also good enough. Mandy's and Joanna’s is a private house South of Metrotown. Monica's (Maggie's), Luna's, Bella’s, Emma’s, and Winnie's locations are private houses, very close to each other, somewhere between Metrotown and Boundary Road. Eva's is in a condo building close to Joyce Station. Lydia is in a private house near Joyce station. Vivi's is close to the Knight-Kingsway intersection. Lulu's is a private house between them. Although Vivi is in a condo, she has a private entrance, unlike Eva. Janice is in a private house near Oakridge Mall. Jovy works in an AMP in North Vancouver. There are sometimes parking spots available around. Lily is in a commercial building in Richmond. The entrance to the building seems a bit creepy, but as soon as you enter, it seems decent. - Best teasing Among all of them, Joanna, Vivi, Jovy, Bella, Luna, Emma and Mandy do teasing. Mandy had recently started working on her teasing skills after I mentioned it to her 500 times, so she is still (still..) a work in progress in this department. Vivi does the teasing pretty well. Jovy is even better. Bella and Luna are mediocre, but Emma does it very well. The Best? Joanna! She literally made me cum once during the amazing tease! - Best Prostate massage Eva, Lulu, and Monica (Maggie) charge an extra 10, and Mandy, Lydia, Vivi, Bella, Emma and Winnie charge an extra 20 for this. Lily does this without extra charge. Mandy's prostate massage is the best. She has recently upped her prostate game to the point that she made me cum with minimal penal stimulation. I have to warn you, It's a totally different universe, guys. Vivi, Janice, and Lydia follow her very closely. Emma, Luna, Bella, Eva, Jovy, Monica (Maggie), Lulu, Joanna, and Winnie, though, only finger the butthole rather than prostate massage. - Best foot massage All of them, but Lydia and Monica (Maggie), are reluctant to do this. I have no idea why. Vivi won't do it at all. Eva, Luna, Joanna, and Emma would half-ass it if you asked them for a foot massage. Mandy, Jovy, and Lydia would give you a firm foot massage if you insist enough, but please pay attention that they do not like smelly feet. Monica (Maggie) and Bella do a great, relaxing foot massage. - Hot stone and Cupping Mandy does this if you ask for it. I am not sure about the others. - Best touchy touchy Mandy does not like touching at all. The others will let you touch their legs and butt (clothes on). Lily will let you do anything other than FS (even DATY and digits!) without any extra charge. - Best finish Jovy is the best. She does a slow edging in the end with her hot hands. This section has a winner at last. I wouldn’t say we have a winner in this part. They have different styles and tastes, but I feel that Joanna’s slow tease and finish is a bit better than the rest. Reminder: Monica would do the finishing twice in a 1-hour session for no extra charge. - Best extra service Janice would take off her bra and show you her divine breasts for extra damage. She will rub them on you a bit, too. Lulu does body slide and FS for extra damage, but I do not know the details. Joanna does nude for extra, but I do not know the details. Lily takes off her clothes, does BBBJ, and let you do anything you want other than FS for no extra charge so she wins this trophy by far. - Summary Mandy is the best overall, for massage and for Prostate care. Lydia and Winnie Emma rival Mandy in massage quality. Jovy has the best finish. Joanna’s finish is better than the rest. Monica (Maggie), while being one of the cheapest, does two tugs in one session for no extra charge. Winnie has the most powerful fingers on earth. Janice's breasts are divine. Luna is never available! Most likely, no big update will be added to this post. I am retiring!

ali110ch said: V3.0 This is most likely the last version. - Scope The scope of this post is to review and compare the massage providers that do actual firm massages. So, anyone on this short list meets a certain minimum level of massage quality that you may not find with just any provider. The girls in this guide are the following (this is just a list; NOT a ranking): a. Mandy 9566 b. Vivi 3244 c. Eva 7305 d. Nina 5996 (removed in V2) e. Lydia 2188 (added in V1.2 Removed in V2.1) f. Maggie (formerly Monica) 0398 (added in V1.3) g. Janice 3849(added in V1.4) h. Lily 7811(added in V1.4) (removed in V2) i. Jovy 3388 (lavender Spa) (added in V1.5, removed in V3) does not work anymore j. Lulu 3997 (added in V2) k. Winnie 3080 (added in V2, removed in V3) l. Emma 6988 (added in V3) m. Bella 0686 (added in V3) n. Joanna 8210 (added in V3) o. Luna 8066 (added in V3) - Best Overall Mandy still wins the trophy. - Best Massage Mandy comes first. Her massage style, pressure, and effort are by far superior to all the rest. She uses her elbow a lot and works hard on the body. Her routine massage is mainly focused on the back, working on the lumbar quite a lot. She is capable of providing enough pressure to massage the legs, (primarily hamstrings). Mandy would focus her work on an area you ask her to, so if you have any pain, knot, or soreness, mention that to her before the session. She also does walk on the back and is great at it, so if you can take real pressure, ask her. Emma comes second. After Lydia and Winnie were removed, at last we have a contender for Mandy. Emma works firm and fast. If you want relaxation, avoid her, but if you want a great, fast-paced massage, she is great. She covers all the muscles in her general routine with a combination of moves. Luna has a tie with Emma in second place. She has a great massage routine and does proper and firm massages. Lydia comes second. Her massage is more Thai style. She covers you under a drape and does her thing. Basically, she does not use any oil for anything other than the finish, which in my opinion is a good thing. If you insist on high pressure (like I do) she will walk on you and squeeze the shit out of your every muscle with her feet (bonus for foot fetish lovers who want to be squeezed by the feet of a lady). She also uses her elbow quite a lot. Also, like Mandy, she would focus on the part you ask her to, so if you have any pain, knot, or soreness, mention that to her before the session. Lydia was removed due to many negative feedback received about her attitude and hygiene. Winnie comes Second. She has fingers made out of steel! She can put the same pressure others hardly do with their elbow just by her thumb. No kidding; it can get painful. She does a general massage routine with proper pressure unless you ask her to work on a specific area. The room she works in is designed for massage and has beams installed so she can walk on your back professionally. Reports have been of her talking too much during the session and half-assed the time paid for so she was also removed. Eva comes third. Her fingers are somewhat powerful, and because of that her shoulder and neck massage is better than most. Her massage is pretty firm and thorough. Her routine massage covers almost every muscle in the body. Reports have been made of her playing with her phone too much during the session. Joanna, Janice, Vivi, Jovy and Lulu are all mediocre within the scope of this post. They all do proper massages. Lily comes seventh. She lacks tactics and devotion but her technique is good. She does a good massage but is reluctant to put in energy as much as the top-list providers do. Unfortunately, Lily is a huge miss and a small hit, so not worth it. Monica (now Maggie) and Bella fall somewhere at the end of the line. Their massage pressure and technique aren't the best, but it is still well above the normal AMP massage. Nina comes last. Under the shadow of the scope of this writing, she barely found her way to this list. - Best Massage Knowledge and Class Mandy is the winner. She has the knowledge to somehow scan your body, find issues, and work on them autonomously. You may even be unaware of a tight muscle, but they will find it. If you can believe it, I find her more knowledgeable than most RMTs I have met. I won't even mention the difference in effort. So if you care about your health besides your dick, I would suggest meeting her regularly and getting wrenched into tune every once in a while. Luna follows Mandy but is not as great. Emma lacks big time in this department. She puts in a lot of effort and energy, but she lacks the massage knowledge and the understanding of the needs of each specific body. The rest of the list are the same as Emma. - Best Face and Body Generally speaking, there is no winner. They all have mediocre faces (except Lily who looks like Bruce Lee with long hair!). Vivi has a petite body style. Emma, Luna and Bella are skinny fit. Mandy, Lydia, Monica (Maggie), Jovy, Winnie, and Eva are pretty average (some find Eva more attractive than the others, not me). I find Lulu a little cuter than the rest (just a little, don't expect too much). Eva has nice boobs but you won't see or touch them. Janice has the nicest boobs and for some extra bucks, you get to feel them. - Best attitude At first, all of them are a bit cold, which I can understand considering all the weirdos around. After a couple of sessions, the ice breaks, and they all have a decent attitude, but don't expect a fake GF or escort's flirtiness from any of them. I feel that Winnie talks a little too much. She also finishes the session sooner than she is paid for. There are reports of Lydia having an improper attitude towards the clients, to the point of destroying the finish enjoyment, which is an ultimate sin. Lily is a big hit-and-miss. On a good day, you may see the jolly version with the best attitude. On a bad day, she will half-ass the session and leave earlier than you've paid for. Bella, trying to speak English, feels a little too mechanical because it's obvious she is not very good. Luna's availability sucks! If you do a 9-5 or similar schedule, you probably will not be able to see her. - Best Economy Eva, Lulu, Emma, Luna and Jovy are the most expensive with the 120$ 1-hour session. Mandy's 1-hour session is 100$ and with her effort, she wins the trophy of the economy. Lydia, Vivi, Bella, and Janice are also all 100$ for the hour. Joanna charges 90. Monica (Maggie) and Winnie are the most economical choices with only 80$ damage. Please note that these numbers are inclusive of the rub and tug. No separate room charge or any other BS. There is one thing that I have to mention about Monica (Maggie). She will do two tugs in one 1-hour session if you ask, so Monica would be the most economical for the tug. - Cleanliness Their places are all pretty clean. Vivi's, Luna's, Bella’s and Mandy's places are the cleanest. Eva follows them very closely. Lydia, Jovy, Emma and Monica come last but with a small difference. The difference is so negligible that I would call this one a draw. Lily's place though is not the best in this regard. If no winner, this section has a big loser. - Parking and Location Mandy's, Joanna’s, Monica's (Maggie), Lydia's, Janice's, Winnie's, Luna's, Bella’s and Lulu's places are the best regarding parking space. The others are also good enough. Mandy's and Joanna’s is a private house South of Metrotown. Monica's (Maggie's), Luna's, Bella’s, Emma’s, and Winnie's locations are private houses, very close to each other, somewhere between Metrotown and Boundary Road. Eva's is in a condo building close to Joyce Station. Lydia is in a private house near Joyce station. Vivi's is close to the Knight-Kingsway intersection. Lulu's is a private house between them. Although Vivi is in a condo, she has a private entrance, unlike Eva. Janice is in a private house near Oakridge Mall. Jovy works in an AMP in North Vancouver. There are sometimes parking spots available around. Lily is in a commercial building in Richmond. The entrance to the building seems a bit creepy, but as soon as you enter, it seems decent. - Best teasing Among all of them, Joanna, Vivi, Jovy, Bella, Luna, Emma and Mandy do teasing. Mandy had recently started working on her teasing skills after I mentioned it to her 500 times, so she is still (still..) a work in progress in this department. Vivi does the teasing pretty well. Jovy is even better. Bella and Luna are mediocre, but Emma does it very well. The Best? Joanna! She literally made me cum once during the amazing tease! - Best Prostate massage Eva, Lulu, and Monica (Maggie) charge an extra 10, and Mandy, Lydia, Vivi, Bella, Emma and Winnie charge an extra 20 for this. Lily does this without extra charge. Mandy's prostate massage is the best. She has recently upped her prostate game to the point that she made me cum with minimal penal stimulation. I have to warn you, It's a totally different universe, guys. Vivi, Janice, and Lydia follow her very closely. Emma, Luna, Bella, Eva, Jovy, Monica (Maggie), Lulu, Joanna, and Winnie, though, only finger the butthole rather than prostate massage. - Best foot massage All of them, but Lydia and Monica (Maggie), are reluctant to do this. I have no idea why. Vivi won't do it at all. Eva, Luna, Joanna, and Emma would half-ass it if you asked them for a foot massage. Mandy, Jovy, and Lydia would give you a firm foot massage if you insist enough, but please pay attention that they do not like smelly feet. Monica (Maggie) and Bella do a great, relaxing foot massage. - Hot stone and Cupping Mandy does this if you ask for it. I am not sure about the others. - Best touchy touchy Mandy does not like touching at all. The others will let you touch their legs and butt (clothes on). Lily will let you do anything other than FS (even DATY and digits!) without any extra charge. - Best finish Jovy is the best. She does a slow edging in the end with her hot hands. This section has a winner at last. I wouldn’t say we have a winner in this part. They have different styles and tastes, but I feel that Joanna’s slow tease and finish is a bit better than the rest. Reminder: Monica would do the finishing twice in a 1-hour session for no extra charge. - Best extra service Janice would take off her bra and show you her divine breasts for extra damage. She will rub them on you a bit, too. Lulu does body slide and FS for extra damage, but I do not know the details. Joanna does nude for extra, but I do not know the details. Lily takes off her clothes, does BBBJ, and let you do anything you want other than FS for no extra charge so she wins this trophy by far. - Summary Mandy is the best overall, for massage and for Prostate care. Lydia and Winnie Emma rival Mandy in massage quality. Jovy has the best finish. Joanna’s finish is better than the rest. Monica (Maggie), while being one of the cheapest, does two tugs in one session for no extra charge. Winnie has the most powerful fingers on earth. Janice's breasts are divine. Luna is never available! Most likely, no big update will be added to this post. I am retiring! Click to expand... Wow amazing information and thank you for taking the time to do this much appreciated

I've seen most of these ladies. Information above is accurate. Sadly, the best of the bunch Mandy is the one I haven't seen. I'd disagree about Luna looks wise. She has a nice body and face IMO. I wouldn't complain if she was my wife or GF. Her availability sucks. Bella is excellent for teasing but her personality/conversation is very mechanical/robotic. I've seen her 4 times, but won't likely do anymore. Johanna was basically all teasing. Unreal session if that is what you are into...

Not white knighting here but Winnie is on craigslist under their health services section, IF you dropped her for not advertising on LL anymore. Also Lisa in NW and Ana in East Van. Found them entirely by accident browsing around CL and Kijiji.

masterpoonhunter said: Not white knighting here but Winnie is on craigslist under their health services section, IF you dropped her for not advertising on LL anymore. Also Lisa in NW and Ana in East Van. Found them entirely by accident browsing around CL and Kijiji. Click to expand... No. She was removed because she talks too much and steals time. 1 hour is 60 minutes not 50.

ali110ch said: No. She was removed because she talks too much and steals time. 1 hour is 60 minutes not 50. Click to expand... Maggie/Stella at Nobility should be on the list. Amazing therapeutic massage, fantastic tease, fabulous natural tits, great finish. Angela, who splits her time between Blue Mountain in Coq & the shop in NW at 6th st and 3rd Ave should also be on the list. Excellent Therapeutic incluing feet Fabulous nude handjobs

going to throw in evelyn 0033

Escapist said: Maggie/Stella at Nobility should be on the list. Amazing therapeutic massage, fantastic tease, fabulous natural tits, great finish. Angela, who splits her time between Blue Mountain in Coq & the shop in NW at 6th st and 3rd Ave should also be on the list. Excellent Therapeutic incluing feet Fabulous nude handjobs Click to expand... What’s the link for NW?

Dammm said: What’s the link for NW? Click to expand... 2363353524

Nobility told me their Vancouver location had a fire? Are you guys only referring to Richmond location or are they lying to me? Haha

masterpoonhunter said: Not white knighting here but Winnie is on craigslist under their health services section, IF you dropped her for not advertising on LL anymore. Also Lisa in NW and Ana in East Van. Found them entirely by accident browsing around CL and Kijiji. Click to expand... A bit more detail on the Lisa and Anna Kijiji Craigslist please..link? Numbers?

sillyshoes said: A bit more detail on the Lisa and Anna Kijiji Craigslist please..link? Numbers? Click to expand... https://www.craigslist.org/search/area/vancouver?cat=hws#search=2~thumb~0 Do what I did, look for massage NWest and East Van, skip the obvious, you'll find them A note on 50 vs 60 minutes, really? Thats a reason to not see a provider who is not fake, provides good service, is nude with full access to her bod and all at high value? And talking too much? so what, just let them know you like the peace and quiet. My god sometimes I lose faith in the brotherhood. But you know what, I say fuck it, its a nice cool day here in the lower mainland just ripe for some excellent sex with a willing partner.

masterpoonhunter said: Not white knighting here but Winnie is on craigslist under their health services section, IF you dropped her for not advertising on LL anymore. Also Lisa in NW and Ana in East Van. Found them entirely by accident browsing around CL and Kijiji. Click to expand... Is still on LL, https://www.leolist.cc/services/the...vide_deep_tissue_pain_stress_massage-11583271

Mona 3678 is one of the best massage provider I've seen. She actually just received a certificate for 700 hours of training in acupressure and body massage from a locally recognized massage college. Her pressure and technique are comparable to the RMT whom I've used. Not to mention her body is just gorgeous with long legs and C size boobs. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...o_bait_and_switch_beautiful_gril_nice-9703210

Tricities said: going to throw in evelyn 0033 Click to expand... saw her yesterday.... Can confirm massage quality was excellent!

scrappychicken said: saw her yesterday.... Can confirm massage quality was excellent! Click to expand... How was the location? Was it discreet?

This is very interesting. I had a terrible experience with Emma, couldn't get hard, wasn't attracted to her at all. I decided to go see Mandy and she was incredible. I found her more attractive too, definitely an auntie but pretty. Top notch massage (I still think Korean Kelsey is better but she's not worked for a long time). The hj was really fucking great too she had me fully hard quick and kept me there for a while. She was talking about 4 hands with Jenny? Anyone indulge?

Bradkp said: How was the location? Was it discreet? Click to expand... Detached home. She opens the garage door and you enter through the garage. Very discreet

My 2 cents. I tried Joanna (8210) at the recommendation of this list. Did not disappoint. Yep, she’s a granny. But teasing skills were outstanding. Just close your eyes, relax, and enjoy. She really knows what she’s doing. I personally used to rank Amy from Nobility as my top tease provider (and she’s much more attractive) but Joanna now takes that spot. Massage itself wasn’t too bad either but not as good as the edging/tease part. I’ll likely repeat. Good value. $140 for 90 minutes.

Great thread, thanks to the OP!