My Take on Joelle at Xiao-dimsum in Richmond

avatar Laozi 2026-10-03 19:10

"Douyin hourglass" or "S shape", call it what you want, but this is the style of her body and has been a bucket list type of girl I've always wanted to meet. Her photos don't do her figure justice. There was a girl here several months ago that was also Chinese that was similar, but slightly taller and more natural but not quite as accentuated as Joelle. I think her name was Dolar. When I arrived she opened the door and didn't bother hiding. I was pretty taken back by her looks which are exaggerated in the best way. You see, when I first saw her photos I knew who she was because I have an IG account dedicated exclusively to following these kinds of girls and as it turns out, I've been a follower of her on IG for several months so seeing her in the flesh was like seeing a real celebrity, then getting to fuck them. I had no idea she was on this end of the business and so I kind of had butterflies. Cut to the skinny, she was wearing some sexy stockings and a tiny two piece something so her ass and tits were well visible and fucking big. Tits are a DD/E cup or so and her ass is so much to handle that it was kind of overwhelming in a good way. My senses were flooding from neurons firing at hyper light speed. She had already showered but invited me to take one of my own while she waited. Back in her bedroom, I had her stand in front of me while I sat at the edge of the bed. I just wanted to inhale her body with my eyes and explore. I stood up and we started making out and after some time she was on her knees giving an excellent blow job with skills. Ball sucking, using one hand to stroke and rotate on my shaft while taking me deep. This is video level stuff but not overly energetic. When it was her turn to be pleasured I teased and lightly touched her all over her body and she was reacting very positively. I could see the goose bumps so I knew she was affected and her audible moans felt authentic and not overdone. Finally ate her out via DATY and DATO which I had to have given her gorgeous ass was right in front of me. Then turned her around for light FF and more DFK. I told her to lay down but she told me she wanted to be on top and that was the right call. Big tits, big ass, both bouncing while sitting on my dick was a feast for the eyes, turning the experience up to 11. She then twerked on my cock in reverse cowgirl and in missionary I had a similar view to what you see in one of her pics of her on her back. Finally turned her around for some glorious Douyin ass and ran it home hard. Came hard and laid down sweaty and panting. She's young. She's hot/pretty with excquisite makeup. Body is silly good and really satisfied a need I've had. Good attitude and fun overall. After we were done we laid together and she let me play with her body more before I left. I'm actually thinking of seeing her again but not sure if I want to chance having a different experience or just savour what I've had already. Tough call but I"m really tempted to return.

avatar 121235756 2026-10-03 19:24

You should ask about her outfits if you see her again.

avatar Brian's Second Testicle 2026-10-07 08:32

What's her IG name?

avatar senchou 2026-10-07 20:18

Brian's Second Testicle said: What's her IG name? Click to expand... Second this maybe a good dm? 😊

avatar 121235756 2026-10-07 23:26

Piggybacking on this review since mine was derailed with unrelated topics. I know some of you care about this kind of thing so Joelle has been moved to the master bedroom with the ensuite washroom. Handler messaged me because they know I prefer this so thought I'd pass it on. I'll be seeing her again this weekend if she's still in town.

avatar Laozi 2026-10-09 00:23

121235756 said: Piggybacking on this review since mine was derailed with unrelated topics. I know some of you care about this kind of thing so Joelle has been moved to the master bedroom with the ensuite washroom. Handler messaged me because they know I prefer this so thought I'd pass it on. I'll be seeing her again this weekend if she's still in town. Click to expand... Good to know. Guys, I've had over 20 messages asking about her IG. Since there is a 30 second delay between replying to DMs, I'm not going to spend that kind of time. Sorry.

avatar Victoriabond 2026-10-10 01:35

Thanks for the review! Can’t wait to see her!

avatar Dh_12 2026-10-16 19:38

I saw her yesterday evening. She is 10/10 baddie. Hot and cute same time and really chatty

avatar Sprider69 2026-10-16 23:35

I hope I can get out to Richmond before she leaves

avatar kshen99999 2026-10-17 02:16

I've had trouble hooking up with her as someone, or someones, keeps taking her for hours on end.

avatar Bluesmile86 2026-10-17 02:46

kshen99999 said: I've had trouble hooking up with her as someone, or someones, keeps taking her for hours on end. Click to expand... Hours on a $1K/h = deep pockets. 🤣

avatar kshen99999 2026-10-18 00:15

Bluesmile86 said: Hours on a $1K/h = deep pockets. 🤣 Click to expand... There is a lot of that here.

avatar Whynot888 2026-10-19 04:22

kshen99999 said: There is a lot of that here. Click to expand... Parents unknowingly supporting their habits from China.

avatar TDSS 2026-10-27 19:51

kshen99999 said: There is a lot of that here. Click to expand... its the GVA film/tv industry here - MANY celebrities or actors hire her for whatever the day brings

avatar Jaypark 2026-10-28 19:16

You guys know you can Google lens reverse image search right? Took all of 5 seconds to find her IG and her Twitter. She sells vids.

avatar FightingIrish 2026-11-03 00:07

Gonna bump this thread with my experience from this week, since Joelle will only stay here a few more weeks. Appreciate OP and all those who shared their stories. "Import" ladies aren't normally my cup of tea, I prefer indies and local talent agencies. But I was intrigued enough by Joelle, with verifiably amazing looks and her being a social media star overseas. Not only that, but some searching shows she also has a genuine library of professional photoshoots rocking all sorts of looks and poses. I weighed the high price, then I said goodbye to the next few SPs on my to-do list until next year, and decided to book the full two hours. As said by others, she looks exactly the part as in her social media. Doll face with pretty eyes, enhanced breasts that are very well done, a FAT ass that only doesn't look more momentous because of her narrow hips. She does look like a Chinese pop idol gone wild. I had an outfit request which went unheeded, but she was wearing a tight sweater and yoga pants which suited me just fine. Her English is intermediate and she will have some mishaps with the language, but she's functional enough. Pleasantries and small talk exchanged, I went to shower, and after I left she was waiting in bed with her pussy spread. Couldn't resist eating her out for a solid 15 minutes, she was tasty and she was extra hot when convulsing. Then she gives BBBJ for a minute, and begs to ride me. Great start, right? I oblige and we spend another while with her doing cowgirl to our great excitement, but the problems start after that. She really wants to keep getting fucked in the pussy in other positions, but I had gone a bit soft already. I wanted to slow down and spend some time doing some other stuff like some DFK and spend more time with BBBJ, but she really wasn't all that interested. She does ither just enough to get me hard enough to go back to vaginal. After 2-3 minutes I went for some good doggy action, but I wasn't fully hard and after some 10 minutes I really started struggling to keep my dick in. Again, she didn't seem very interested in slowing down and tried jerking me off to get my boner back but it didn't work, and she still didn't want to do anything not involving penetration. So the next half hour was basically the most expensive JOI session I've paid for as she goaded me to blow my load all over her body, which eventually happened with some pains. The last bit was just cuddling and light kissing since the action and the jerking off had taken a toll on my dick. We made some good small talk, Joelle is a cool lady who was happy to talk about her experiences in Canada throughout the date and share some things about herself. She did some sexy poses for me, then I cleaned myself up and went on my way. I'm not the kind of guy who wants the entire session to be one big PSE and I don't think she quite understood that until I failed to get hard again, even as I expressed my wish to switch gears. I like booking longer sessions exactly so that there can be gaps between the hardcore action. Maybe I should've taken a dick pill and gone full Johnny Sins this one time, who knows. Joelle was plenty sociable and actively tried to please, but clearly some chemistry was lacking and the session could've gone better. Still, the disappointment is not immeasurable despite the amount of money spent. Would I repeat? No. Do I regret it? No. There aren't many women out there with Joelle's looks, let alone SPs with a huge library of content for you to build up excitement before the date. And I definitely got off the fact I was having sex with someone millions of guys overseas have jerked off to and will never have the same experience as us pooners here. That kind of thrill is not something I expected to ever experience. At the end of the day, the only real downside was the opportunity cost of putting off other SPs due to the steep price of admission. But for a priceless thrill, eh, fuck it.

avatar woodywoody 2026-11-03 02:31

FightingIrish said: Gonna bump this thread with my experience from this week, since Joelle will only stay here a few more weeks. Appreciate OP and all those who shared their stories. "Import" ladies aren't normally my cup of tea, I prefer indies and local talent agencies. But I was intrigued enough by Joelle, with verifiably amazing looks and her being a social media star overseas. Not only that, but some searching shows she also has a genuine library of professional photoshoots rocking all sorts of looks and poses. I weighed the high price, then I said goodbye to the next few SPs on my to-do list until next year, and decided to book the full two hours. As said by others, she looks exactly the part as in her social media. Doll face with pretty eyes, enhanced breasts that are very well done, a FAT ass that only doesn't look more momentous because of her narrow hips. She does look like a Chinese pop idol gone wild. I had an outfit request which went unheeded, but she was wearing a tight sweater and yoga pants which suited me just fine. Her English is intermediate and she will have some mishaps with the language, but she's functional enough. Pleasantries and small talk exchanged, I went to shower, and after I left she was waiting in bed with her pussy spread. Couldn't resist eating her out for a solid 15 minutes, she was tasty and she was extra hot when convulsing. Then she gives BBBJ for a minute, and begs to ride me. Great start, right? I oblige and we spend another while with her doing cowgirl to our great excitement, but the problems start after that. She really wants to keep getting fucked in the pussy in other positions, but I had gone a bit soft already. I wanted to slow down and spend some time doing some other stuff like some DFK and spend more time with BBBJ, but she really wasn't all that interested. She does ither just enough to get me hard enough to go back to vaginal. After 2-3 minutes I went for some good doggy action, but I wasn't fully hard and after some 10 minutes I really started struggling to keep my dick in. Again, she didn't seem very interested in slowing down and tried jerking me off to get my boner back but it didn't work, and she still didn't want to do anything not involving penetration. So the next half hour was basically the most expensive JOI session I've paid for as she goaded me to blow my load all over her body, which eventually happened with some pains. The last bit was just cuddling and light kissing since the action and the jerking off had taken a toll on my dick. We made some good small talk, Joelle is a cool lady who was happy to talk about her experiences in Canada throughout the date and share some things about herself. She did some sexy poses for me, then I cleaned myself up and went on my way. I'm not the kind of guy who wants the entire session to be one big PSE and I don't think she quite understood that until I failed to get hard again, even as I expressed my wish to switch gears. I like booking longer sessions exactly so that there can be gaps between the hardcore action. Maybe I should've taken a dick pill and gone full Johnny Sins this one time, who knows. Joelle was plenty sociable and actively tried to please, but clearly some chemistry was lacking and the session could've gone better. Still, the disappointment is not immeasurable despite the amount of money spent. Would I repeat? No. Do I regret it? No. There aren't many women out there with Joelle's looks, let alone SPs with a huge library of content for you to build up excitement before the date. And I definitely got off the fact I was having sex with someone millions of guys overseas have jerked off to and will never have the same experience as us pooners here. That kind of thrill is not something I expected to ever experience. At the end of the day, the only real downside was the opportunity cost of putting off other SPs due to the steep price of admission. But for a priceless thrill, eh, fuck it. Click to expand... Good write up, man. In my opinion, girls will sometimes take too long with the pre-game warm up in order to preserve the pussy, keep it from getting hammered too much, that kind of thing. Sounds she's down to pound from the start and while I understand the issue you had, it sounds promising for someone like that likes that. Sometimes, not always. But yeah, fuck i, lol! Good for you.

avatar TDSS 2026-11-03 08:19

FightingIrish said: Gonna bump this thread with my experience from this week, since Joelle will only stay here a few more weeks. Appreciate OP and all those who shared their stories. "Import" ladies aren't normally my cup of tea, I prefer indies and local talent agencies. But I was intrigued enough by Joelle, with verifiably amazing looks and her being a social media star overseas. Not only that, but some searching shows she also has a genuine library of professional photoshoots rocking all sorts of looks and poses. I weighed the high price, then I said goodbye to the next few SPs on my to-do list until next year, and decided to book the full two hours. As said by others, she looks exactly the part as in her social media. Doll face with pretty eyes, enhanced breasts that are very well done, a FAT ass that only doesn't look more momentous because of her narrow hips. She does look like a Chinese pop idol gone wild. I had an outfit request which went unheeded, but she was wearing a tight sweater and yoga pants which suited me just fine. Her English is intermediate and she will have some mishaps with the language, but she's functional enough. Pleasantries and small talk exchanged, I went to shower, and after I left she was waiting in bed with her pussy spread. Couldn't resist eating her out for a solid 15 minutes, she was tasty and she was extra hot when convulsing. Then she gives BBBJ for a minute, and begs to ride me. Great start, right? I oblige and we spend another while with her doing cowgirl to our great excitement, but the problems start after that. She really wants to keep getting fucked in the pussy in other positions, but I had gone a bit soft already. I wanted to slow down and spend some time doing some other stuff like some DFK and spend more time with BBBJ, but she really wasn't all that interested. She does ither just enough to get me hard enough to go back to vaginal. After 2-3 minutes I went for some good doggy action, but I wasn't fully hard and after some 10 minutes I really started struggling to keep my dick in. Again, she didn't seem very interested in slowing down and tried jerking me off to get my boner back but it didn't work, and she still didn't want to do anything not involving penetration. So the next half hour was basically the most expensive JOI session I've paid for as she goaded me to blow my load all over her body, which eventually happened with some pains. The last bit was just cuddling and light kissing since the action and the jerking off had taken a toll on my dick. We made some good small talk, Joelle is a cool lady who was happy to talk about her experiences in Canada throughout the date and share some things about herself. She did some sexy poses for me, then I cleaned myself up and went on my way. I'm not the kind of guy who wants the entire session to be one big PSE and I don't think she quite understood that until I failed to get hard again, even as I expressed my wish to switch gears. I like booking longer sessions exactly so that there can be gaps between the hardcore action. Maybe I should've taken a dick pill and gone full Johnny Sins this one time, who knows. Joelle was plenty sociable and actively tried to please, but clearly some chemistry was lacking and the session could've gone better. Still, the disappointment is not immeasurable despite the amount of money spent. Would I repeat? No. Do I regret it? No. There aren't many women out there with Joelle's looks, let alone SPs with a huge library of content for you to build up excitement before the date. And I definitely got off the fact I was having sex with someone millions of guys overseas have jerked off to and will never have the same experience as us pooners here. That kind of thrill is not something I expected to ever experience. At the end of the day, the only real downside was the opportunity cost of putting off other SPs due to the steep price of admission. But for a priceless thrill, eh, fuck it. Click to expand... see THIS right here is the very reason one would never spend THAT kind of fee on a problem person - because the disappointment afterwards.................thanks for the heads up - saved a bundle

avatar jdot99 2026-11-03 15:51

lmaooo u got finessed brah does she deepthroat tho?

avatar dude1q2w3e2w 2026-11-03 17:15

jdot99 said: lmaooo u got finessed brah does she deepthroat tho? Click to expand... lol I mean it sounds like she does almost anything you want when you book her, some would consider that a good thing

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