House-Elf Wanted

I'm looking for a house-elf keep my place spic-and-span while I supervise and do homework. More experienced house-elves will be expected to be nude, or wearing only an apron from the waist plus gloves. I will be regal. Obedience is key. Your responsibilities will include, but are not limited to: -Folding linens -Polishing the floor -Dusting blinds -Polishing mirrors -Arranging lingerie -Cleaning toilet and tub with scrutiny -Sundry duties such as preparing study foods I may require. To apply, please email a detailed description of yourself, your experience, and your recommendations to Miss Volpina Vance volpinavance@gmail.com with the subject title "House-Elf Application." Only those approved for an interview will be contacted. This is a part-time position with flexible scheduling from an equal-opportunity employer. Addendum: Future applicants, please complete and include the following items in your email. Your responses are anonymous, and considered a courtesy to your future Mistress. 1. I am comfortable working alongside other Elves. Please highlight Yes or No. 2. a. I realize this House-Elf position is voluntary, and do not request remuneration in any capacity. Please highlight Yes or No. b. If I prove an ineffective Elf, I understand that I will face termination unless I agree to training with my Mistress. Training in Elf duties will require of me between $30-$150 per lesson, depended on the severity of the lesson required. I will not be unfairly terminated or subjected to training; however, I am able to request training to give me a competitive edge against the other Elves. If you agree, please highlight: I understand and agree, Mistress. 3. a. As a House-Elf, I will be able to monetarily contribute to the condition of my Mistress' house through purchase of household supplies including food items. Please highlight Yes or No. b. If Yes, to what estimated weekly amount in dollars? Type here: 4. Open format: to the best of your ability, please delineate your upcoming availability. 5. I have these further questions or comments: Thank you for your responses.​

You do realize this is tease and denial of the most grievous nature for poor eddie....................

Bonus points for making me giggle, Al. Goodnight!

alinburnaby said: Yup, her worst sin is she is in Vancouver and Eddie will find it difficult to bike in from Edmonton. [img] Click to expand... True dat, the snow might be an issue, but I understand eddie has a new bike that helps him deal with all manner of adverse conditions..................... [img]

HunkaHunkaBurninLuv said: LAG could be the man for the job....he fits the height requirement.[:p]ound: Click to expand... Yes, but she wants someone with a little cash, plus I would assume she wants someone who's house trained.

overdone said: Yes, but she wants someone with a little cash, plus I would assume she wants someone who's house trained. Click to expand... I doubt there's anybody on the board with as little cash as LAG.........don't know about the house trained part.[:D][:p]ound:

Rancid Crabtree said: It truly is mind boggling that anyone, male or female would want to do it let alone get off on it. Clean your house and pay you to do it? I want to sign up some of these people as well. Click to expand... Male, female, or ???????