What’s your weird flex? 👀

joe_c5 said: I can wiggle my ears. Click to expand... I can wiggle my ears, rapidly flare nostrils back and forth and raise each eyebrow independently in a wave motion. I’m an only child btw.

sybian said: My spatial recognition is off the charts…I can recall the measurements in every room in a house I’ve not been in for years. I can hit a loony at 750 feet, with a .308. Click to expand... Amazing. I couldn't even tell you the size of my current suite. Maybe if it was covered in 12x12 tiles.

I can shave with either hand.

thatuserguy said: I can quote large amounts of Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail". I fart in your general direction. Click to expand... 'tis but a flesh wound!

Not exactly a weird one, but for my age, I have really fast reflexes when it comes to catching falling objects.

I can play almost any musical instrument. I’m proficient at 7, but can usually pump out a recognizable tune within minutes on one I’ve never tried before. This week a client gave me a trumpet. I’ve never played one before but put it to my lips and managed a pretty decent bugle call! 😜

sybian said: My spatial recognition is off the charts…I can recall the measurements in every room in a house I’ve not been in for years. I can hit a loony at 750 feet, with a .308. Click to expand... I don't think I could even SEE a loony at that distance! But it'll take about 0.29–0.30 seconds from muzzle to target. 👀 [:sneaky:]

My weird flex is literally a weird flex. I can bend my thumbs and big toes in ways that make people wince. I also have unsprainable wrists and ankles.

I can make any woman cum in 60 seconds using just one finger.

masterblaster said: I can shave with either hand. Click to expand... Me too! Years ago I severed a tendon and had to wear a cast on my right hand for 6 weeks. I learned to shave, use chopsticks, and do some other necessary tasks with my left.

Beyond my artistic creative talents in many forms I can sploodge like crazy the longer I hold off from releasing my sack milk. I have suprised a good amount of ladies with this talent. If I wait a week or two she better be wearing scuba goggles.

warpdwhim said: 'tis but a flesh wound! Click to expand... You must bring us...a shrubbery! A nice one. But not too expensive.

Every exotic car I've owned had a car seat installed with clear signs of a child having been in the car (foot and hand prints, food crumbs, random sticky spots). Young dads who dont take themselves too seriously are rare in these circles so people do take notice, even ladies who dont normally care for cars lol I can remember a lot of very particular details about people but not recall those details until something triggers it, such as meeting with or talking to that person again. I randomly chatted with a girl who turns out I went to high school with and interacted with maybe twice. I had no interest in her or anything, she was just a girl from class, yet, when she told me who she was, I remembered the last interaction we had over 20 years ago and all the details from where we were and what she was wearing at the time. Some people find it bizarre the random stuff about them that I can recall that even they cant remember.

Baseball coaching knowledge

I can often get a surprisingly accurate read on someone's personality just by looking at their face. I get a strong intuition about what kind of person they are, and I'm rarely wrong. I honestly have no idea how useful this is in everyday life. The catch is that it only works in person. Photos, videos, or faces on a screen don't have the same effect. once I've known someone long enough, I can usually tell when they're lying, regardless of what they're talking about. It's almost like I can sense when something doesn't add up.

I can always tell if someone’s a virgin.

I can do the splits.