General MP info... please

Hello Western Pooning Brothers.... I wonder if you could share a little info with a visitor... I am passing through Calgary in a few weeks... either overnight, or possibly just a day-long layover. When I was in Edmonton a while back, I learned that the MPs there are pretty much mini-brothels, and it was pretty much the same in Vancouver. Can you guys shed any light on the situation in Calgary? I think these things are governed my local bylaws, so I assume it may be different. In Toronto, FS is not the rule... And beyond that, can you point me in the right direction for a great MP or even an incall... Thanks so much, and if I can ever return the favour, just whistle!