Got a call from " Microsoft" last night...

Poonian said: I love these kinds of calls. I once told a woman who was calling I'd buy their services if she'd cyber with me via webcam and then I'd start making grunting noises like I was already masturbating to her on the phone. "Hurry up, I'm almost there!" Telemarketers hate me. I once had one convinced that I was a doctor and was diagnosing him with throat cancer over the phone because I could hear a weird sound in the way he spoke. Poor guy actually bought it and was really freaking out at me on the phone. I once had one call me right when I was headed to the bathroom. So I took the phone with me, put in on speaker, and sat there talking while sitting on the pot. I had spicy food the night before, it was a rather colorful show for the caller. Click to expand... When I get these calls I hand them over to my housemate. He takes great delight in saying "Sure I'll answer all your questions but first...let's talk about your underwear!"

Oh yeah, those calls from "Microsoft"... and at times they are coming in on a weekly basis. If it is at 5am I just tell them to f**k off as I don't like being woken at that time. And then there are the times they are talking about my 'PC' and I lead them down the path for a bit and then tell them I'm totally mystified as there are only Mac's in this household. Now, it is a game to see how quickly I can get them to hang up on me.