Affordable Big Tit Sexpedition - A few Big Titty Reviews in 24 Hours

Precursor: It was my birthday last week. I wanted to celebrate properly by achieving some personal records, but I wasn’t in town. I had a big TDL based around Affordable Big Titty Asians and some other reviews, then finally I had 24 hours of freedom (one night, one day), albiet, with certain obligations. My TDL consisted of: Day 1 (7PM - 11PM): Pam 0140 Sally 7511 Apple/Susu 0966 Day 2 (10AM - 3PM): Lucy at Smart Spa Helen at Swan Lake Mua @ XDS Backups: Freda 9459 Lucky 2068 Mimi 6102 Context: I’m young, and in good shape. Very hygienic, well groomed, and I’m generally perceived as attractive. Nonetheless, I love paying for pussy. I have relationships with civilian women that I see, who could easily be charging $700+/hr based on their looks and attitude (atleast with me). I’m talking face fucking, eating ass, rough sex, choking, suck the absolute soul outta me, etc, or on the other side, complete warm and soulful GFE if I’m feeling it. These girls are 9’s, 8.5 lowest on a bad day. Smooth skin and big tits on one side, or tight pussy with a big ass but still a spinner. All with beautiful faces. I’m lucky, and I like having them as the majority of my sex life, however as a man who’s brain is always on, I like being able to pay for pussy and not worry too much about flirting, pleasing, etc. I’m not saying I treat my providers like shit, I just enjoy being able to let loose a little, turn my brain off a bit, and have no judgement while being taken cared of. Now, further, I also enjoy being efficient and executing a well thought out plan. It gives me dopamine, thus the ambitious TDL and backup options I set out with. Now, for the execution. Got in town around 5:30PM. Had an obligation at 8PM. Messaged Pam 0140 for any time that worked for her. She said her hours are 11:30AM - 7PM, and that she was fully booked. Immediately texted Freda 9459. Quick response, and she said she’d be good for 7PM. Not a great start with an immediate backup, but atleast the ball is rolling. Freda 9459: She’s located around Tom Binnie park in Surrey. That’s actually where I parked. There’s an immediate elevator on the left when you walk in, don’t take that. Go to the regular multi-elevators in the center. Got up to her room, and was greeted by a cute and bubbly, short and very thick Latina. That BBL was driving me crazy. She lives in a studio, and I doubt she changes the sheets after customers, but everything was still clean. During undress/shower, I was speaking my elementary Spanish with her. We communicated in Spanish roughly the entire session, which I could tell she appreciated. I told her to shower with me, but that was a no-go (I like to clean their titties so I’m more comfortable sucking on them, so I’m not second hand making out with you freaks). She was listening to reggaeton the whole time, and man, she was throwing that fucking ass BACK. She’d just start twerking, and at one point I literally put my head beside her ass and let her ass bounce my head around like hydraulics. That ass is CRAZY. Service: She put a condom on my soft dick, and started sucking. Head was cool, nice suction. Ballsucking and DT was trivial. She was twerking while I slapped her ass while she ate my dick up. She mounted for cowgirl, and goddamn, her pussy felt goood and the view was crazy. I immediately caved in a minute and got a mouth full of her titties. I accidentally sucked one too hard for her liking and she let me know, but she was cool about it. She wanted me to give up control during cowgirl so she could just ride the fuck outta me until I nut, but I wasn’t having that. I had to fake slip the dick out because GODDAMN the view was amazing, and I was literally throwing her ass back and forth on my dick, just making her twerk on it with my hands. It was just enveloping my cock and devouring it. I wanna fuck her again while I write this and it's not even been 5 hours and I've already busted another nut. Anyways, I knew I was gonna cum soon so I switch her to doggy. Man, you can grab this chicks ass and just plow her from behind. I know she can take some real cock, and I won’t even lie I wasn’t able to give it to her because I kept holding back from cumming LOL. Anyways, I eventually couldn’t help it anymore and I grabbed her titties while in doggy and blew a load in her. I’m really disappointed that I didn’t get to give her a real proper dicking in missionary as I can only imagine the jiggle paradise, or fuck her titties in Russian. Nonetheless, $150/30min? STEAL honestly. Don’t expect to be leaving with amazing service, but to fuck a chick like that? This is what dreams are made of. Face: cute Latina. 7.5/10? Maybe an 8. Body: fuck… my cup of TEA. 9/10. Pics are real. Doesn’t do her ass justice either. Tits are amazing. Attitude: fun, bubbly, party girl. Will definitely mesh better with “cool” or “younger” guys. Subjective rating here. Service: hmmm… I mean… not great honestly. You can tell she still wants to make you nut. She won’t force it though, but it’s just her default setting. Great sex doll is the best way I could summarize. Repeat? Honestly, probably yes. She’s cool. A bit too bubbly for me, as I am an old soul who like old school sexy and sultry, but she’s great man. So, I finish up, and head to my obligation. I’m free by 10PM. I text Apple 9066 as my first choice. No response. Damn, really wanted to get rimmed by Apple, or get a nice massage by Susu. I message Sally 7511 as backup, read great things about her and her tits. She replies with her menu. I ask her when she can see me, but I don’t get a reply for a while. I type out a message to Lucky 2068, but right before I hit send, Sally 7511 replies and sends me an address in Burnaby, close to Bonsor Park. Said she’ll be ready for 11PM. I tell her to let me know if she can be ready earlier. I’m there 10:30. She’s ready at 10:40PM. I get buzzed in, but elevator doesn’t work. It’s connected to the buzzer, so I gotta go back out, buzz in again, and then it works. Weird. Anyways, I get up to the room, and I’m greeted with the classic hiding behind the door open. Once I see what’s behind the door, I’m immediately disappointed. “What the fuck is this? This isn’t a girl with fat tits, or even a cute face. Was the PS really that crazy? What about the reviews on PERB? Man, this is disappointing.” Anyways, I take my shoes off, and follow her into the room as she seems nice. I’m trying to feel it out and stare at her tits better to see if I’m mistaken. I get inside her room, and she takes her dress off. There’s tits alright. They’re big enough to give me Russian, but they’re not the ones from the ad. I tell her she’s not Sally, and I’m here for Sally. She gets out her translator, and tells me she has a young and hot roommate who literally just got her period. Ya, whatever. I respectfully tell her she’s very cute, but I’m here for Sally, so I’m gonna leave now. She was very nice, and even offered me water on my way out. I respectfully declined, and gave her a hug. Once I got to my car, I got a text stating “Baby, I suddenly had my period, and I didn't want you to come for nothing, so my roommate opened the door and took you in! I'll see you next time.” Okay, whatever. I hate B&S. I’m now very annoyed as it’s late (11PM), and I need to get up early if I want Day 2 to work. But I’ve only pooned once today? Fuck. Anyways, I text Lucky 2068. I wanted to text Mimi 6102, but she was located in Richmond. Lucky 2068 hits me with the near immediate response with the address, and that she’s ready almost immediately. The location is only 5 min away from Sally 7511. Boom. We’re fucking in boys. Lucky 2068 is basically right across Metrotown station, and I was able to get parking in the street. I get buzzed in, and to my surprise, Lucky 2068 is literally Mimi 6102[:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:]. Absolute mindfuck, as the listing both have different rates, and different locations. But I was pleasantly surprised. Look at Mimi 6102 for exactly what I saw when I walked in the door. 100% real photos. Huge titties, slim frame, small girl, cute face. Lucky 2608: Just to be extra clear, refer to Mimi 6102 pictures for the girl. Lucky 2608 pics are her as well, just extremely photoshopped. She even showed me the panties to prove it. Anyways, on to the review. Instead of baby, she says daddy. It’s actually really cute. She took the money, and was on her phone for a little bit. I hopped in the shower, and she joined me a few mins after. Washed my ass, dick, legs, etc. About 30 seconds of trivial blowjob. I washed her titties, back, legs, pussy, etc. She enjoyed me going down to wash her legs. She really liked me as she thought I was attractive. I get that experience with Asian providers nearly 100% of the time which is nice and generally adds a little extra to my sessions (free Russian, less clock watching, etc). Anyways, out to the bed, and she hops on her phone again. I tell her no more phone, so she tucks it into a cupboard. She puts on lingerie for me, it was cute. More about the effort than the actual look. I suck her tits for a bit, then she starts sucking my cock. She continuously spits out into her tissue every 2 minutes or so which is weird, but whatever. She deepthroats me a bit when I applied some pressure to her head, and it actually felt surprisingly nice, as otherwise her blowjob was mediocre. Her licking my balls was also child’s play. She asks to fuck me, but I tell her I wanna fuck those titties first. She lubes my cock up, and then basically just lays down on my cock rubbing her titties on them. Not my idea of fucking those titties[:ROFLMAO:]. Anyways, I let her do her thing since it feels good. Then as she’s laying on me, I squeeze her titties together around my cock and start fucking them while she lays there. It feels proper good, and I could definitely cum like this. I eventually stop so we can fuck. I don’t think she’s aware of the position where the guy rests the bottom of his legs on the girls thighs so the dick is positioned at her tits perfectly to get titty fucked. I didn’t push either since I wanted to fuck her little body with big tits at this point. She puts the condom on, and I start fucking her missionary. Since I came about 2-3 hours earlier, I thought I’d last long. A couple strokes into this girl, and uh-oh, I feel that nut coming again. I don’t know what it is with escorts, but I cum so damn quick. Usually I’m minimum 30 minutes of pure fucking with my partners, but when I pay for pussy, I can’t last for 10 minutes for the life of me. Anyways, I keep fucking her missionary real slow, with some spurts of some proper fucking. Man, this chick can also take some deep hard cock. I start fucking her long, hard, and fast, and she started cumming all over me. Unfortunately, if a girl cums on my cock, my chances of cumming shoot up exponentially[:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:] nearly inevitable. So anyways, I ragdoll her missionary to get my nut out, squeezing her titties and letting go to watch them shake up and down. She cleans my cock, and we go to shower. Dry off, put my clothes on, chat for another 20-30 minutes (I’m way past my time at this point, but she didn’t want to let me go as she really enjoyed telling me stories and her attitude made it easy to want to be nice to her), and then I was eventually on my way. I really enjoyed my time with her, but mainly because she made my soul happy, rather than any cock pleasure. Face: really cute honestly. Reminds me of a simple girl, but really cute. She’s probably late thirties, but still passes as extremely youthful. If I wasn’t experienced, I could definitely guess 31-32. Her smile and hair is also so cute. Such a cutie. Body: I mean fuck. Tits, tits, tits. They’re very firm however. I just about screamed when she told me they’re natural. I laughed for a little while, but she was adamant. I do not believe her whatsoever. If they’re real, my cock is 11”. Anyways, she’s about 5’1 or 5’2. Probably 90 lbs, with her tits being half the weight LOL. Ass is small, relatively non-existent compared to what I’m used to, but honestly she knows how to make it sexy. Service: nothing crazy. She showed care in the shared shower which was nice. The bbj wasn’t anything wild. But she can take good dick, that’s forsure. No fake moaning for me. Regardless, her spirit and attitude made up for anything that didn’t blow me away. Attitude: this was undoubtedly my favourite part of the visit. She’s a diamond of a woman! She is so cute, funny, kind, playful, etc. I would literally marry a woman with this type of energy in a different life. I even told her that, which is when all her personal stories started coming out. Anyways, my soul genuinely got happy meeting this woman. Further, her English is surprisingly good. It’s still elementary, but if you’ve got experience communicating with non-English speakers trying to speak English, you’ll find she’s in a better position than most. I definitely encourage tipping this woman when you see her! She’ll elevate your day, your mood, and your vibe. I wish her the absolute best. After Lucky/Mimi, I finished up, got home, wrote up until here, and went to sleep dreaming about Day 2. Day 1 consisted of 2 backups, so let that be a lesson to always be prepared as things might not always go to plan. Day 2. Again, the TDL for Day 2 is: Lucy at Smart Spa Helen at Swan Lake Mua @ XDS All Richmond based. I head out to Richmond, and on the way there I notice Lucy and her luscious tits aren’t working today. Fuck, another backup? Yesterday had me questioning whether this was a sign, but at this point, I can’t ignore it. I quickly get over it as I also have my backups in Smart Spa in place (Rebecca, Cici, and Lisa). I book an appointment specifically with Rebecca, as this week I read great things about her, which means recent good service. With that confirmed, I call up Swan Lake immediately after, and ask if Helen is in. Apparently Helen won’t be in until the late afternoon/evening. What the fuck? I really can’t get a single person from my TDL[:ROFLMAO:]. Whatever, we march on. I decide that best-case, I’ll just walk into SwanLake after SmartSpa if I’m still feeling horny horny. If not, then I’ll skip SwanLake and head straight to the beautiful Mua. I saved her for last on purpose. Rebecca @ SmartSpa: I walk in where I’m greeted by Rebecca. Nice energy, classic aunty “rushing” vibes. Surprised by my physique/energy and immediately becomes cheerful. I take a quick shower, and I lay down on the massage table. She tries chatting a bit, but stops after 1-2 minutes as she notes I’m not much for talking during massages. She dials in, and DAMN, she knows how to massage. I’m writing this the day of, and I’ve had trouble staying awake the entire day because of how relaxed she got me. I am definitely going to sleep early tonight. God bless her technique. She especially was working some knots out in my lower back, lower glutes, exterior shin, and lower calf areas. Not much teasing during the actual massage, and that lasted for about 25-30 minutes (I booked 45 minutes). Then she pours an absurd amount of oil, and starts her body slide. It’s always hot to have a girl sliding her naked and lubed up body over you, but it wasn’t anything EXTRAORDINARY - still very enjoyable though. She gets off, has me turn over, and starts playing with my member and balls after rubbing hits tits against my cock and sucking on parts of my body (nipples, stomach, etc). Some ass play action as well. Not much fake dirty talk or moaning as others have mentioned, but I think it’s because I couldn’t help myself but laugh when she tried the first time even though we were just doing a massage. Anyways, she started playing with my cock, and was great at building up the pressure. Eventually she started going faster after building pressure for a few minutes, and I shot some fat strings of cum right up in the air. Man she got me to bust a fat fucking nut, definitely my biggest one so far. The ball play, relaxation from the massage, and asshole play all definitely contributed to the size. It seems consistent with how surprised everyone is with the nut they bust at SmartSpa, and I was no exception. At the end, she gave me a little trivial head massage, and I ended up taking a shower after. Man that oil is tough to remove. Face: she’s cute. Nothing wild. Probably mid-late 40’s. But clearly takes care of herself. Face honestly doesn’t really matter in this situation though. Body: about 5’3? Some enhanced tits with eraser nips. People say about 32C and I’d agree. She’s a good level of skinny, but no curves. Without tits, she’s have a slightly boyish body. Again, I find in these situations the skill matters more than the assets, but overall she’s still pretty attractive all things considered, especially when naked with lube all over her. Not sure if I’d bat an eye at her during everday life however. Attitude: Rebecca is a nice woman. She can be playful if you want, but overall she’s quite genuine. I enjoyed my time with her, and felt very comfortable. She is not shy of complimenting you, and it makes it that much easier to show her appreciation, affection, and respect. Overall a great gal with a large personality. Service: this is where she shines. Massage was amazing, I’m still slightly sore while I write this. She’s definitely trained. She’s sexy as hell when doing the parts that require sexiness, and she knows how to get a fat load outta you. No complaints here. Okay, so I get outta SmartSpa, and once I’m back in my car, I realize my balls are absolutely drained. Since Helen isn’t in at SwanLake yet, I decide the only thing I want to do is skip everything, and just see Mua from XDS. I want my final prize, and I know I’ll be able to fuck her real good now, especially after Rebecca got this fat nut out of me. I can’t wait to fuck Mua’s pussy, her tits, and potentially her face. I’m also extremely excited to shower with her. So as I’m fantasizing, I waste no time to text XDS to set up an appointment with her within the hour. I receive a text back, and she’s not starting work for another 5 hours. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me….. womp womp womp. The poon gods must clearly be trying to tell me something. I haven’t been able to get a SINGLE PERSON from my original TDL. Yes I’ve been enjoying my backups, but I’m still not getting the satisfaction of executing my plan. I debate giving up and calling the plan off. Let me accept my fate poon gods. But no, I want to accomplish something memorable. I look into my rolling TDL. I have about 60-70 names. There only 2-3 that I’d be interested in at this given moment who could give me the satisfaction of replacing Mua. Holly or Phoenix from TempGF, or Victoria from CocoCollective. Not a single one of them is working right now. That’s it, it’s not meant to be. If I can’t see Mua, I don’t want anyone. I throw my pooning towel in for this sexpedition, and I quit while I’m ahead. As much as I would’ve loved to have a crazy PSE session with Mua, I don’t doubt gods plan. I mean, at the end of the day, we’re talking about cock pleasure here. I take the signs that I’ve been getting since I set out on this plan, and remind myself how trivial this all really is. I’m just happy I had the opportunity to have some fun Repeats (after sleeping on it); Freda 9459: as long as she stays at the price? Fuck yes. Lucky 2608: probably not. Amazing girl though Rebecca at SmartSpa: I would eventually, but only after getting through my SmartSpa TDL. If you made it this far, thanks for following me on my journey. I'm sorry I may not have embellished as many of my fellow review writers tend to, but I just try to be as realistic as possible from my perspective. I find that leads to less disappointment caused from over-promising reviews. This way, you can go in with a realistic expectation, and only be exposed to potential surprises/upside/overdelivery. Happy Pooning!

This is funny to me because I got B&S with Mimi but not with Sally aha, I went through with it anyways at Mimi because it was still only 140 hh and I was horny and that girl gave a really solid bbbj atleast but yeah I if I go back im gonna demand Mimi aha.

Any more reviews of Mimi6102?

Mr.V said: As per my review, Lucky 2608 is actually Mimi 6102. So who knows who they’ll switch you with if you try and go to Mimi 6102 in Richmond - but I can guarantee it won’t be the girl in the photos as she’s now Lucky 2608 Click to expand... You can count on bait and switch with these girls! Think twice before booking!

Did she update her ad? I don’t see the Lucky ad anymore, but instead 2 identical Mimi ads - one in Burnaby and one in Richmond?

vanyeeha said: Did she update her ad? I don’t see the Lucky ad anymore, but instead 2 identical Mimi ads - one in Burnaby and one in Richmond? Click to expand... I think he means Lucky 2068, Yeah its same girl as Mimi I think the girl I saw was coco in luckys ad its right by metrotown ground floor townhouse unit

Has anyone tried her former roommate in richmond, Bebe? she looks sexy but no real reviews on her...

Twopopshakur said: I think he means Lucky 2068, Yeah its same girl as Mimi I think the girl I saw was coco in luckys ad its right by metrotown ground floor townhouse unit Click to expand... Haha this is getting so confusing. So the Burnaby Mimi 6102 is the same person as Lucky 2068 and Richmond Mimi is basically anyones guess? [:ROFLMAO:]

Happy belated birthday 🎈

Mr.V said: Precursor: It was my birthday last week. I wanted to celebrate properly by achieving some personal records, but I wasn’t in town. I had a big TDL based around Affordable Big Titty Asians and some other reviews, then finally I had 24 hours of freedom (one night, one day), albiet, with certain obligations. My TDL consisted of: Day 1 (7PM - 11PM): Pam 0140 Sally 7511 Apple/Susu 0966 Day 2 (10AM - 3PM): Lucy at Smart Spa Helen at Swan Lake Mua @ XDS Backups: Freda 9459 Lucky 2068 Mimi 6102 Context: I’m young, and in good shape. Very hygienic, well groomed, and I’m generally perceived as attractive. Nonetheless, I love paying for pussy. I have relationships with civilian women that I see, who could easily be charging $700+/hr based on their looks and attitude (atleast with me). I’m talking face fucking, eating ass, rough sex, choking, suck the absolute soul outta me, etc, or on the other side, complete warm and soulful GFE if I’m feeling it. These girls are 9’s, 8.5 lowest on a bad day. Smooth skin and big tits on one side, or tight pussy with a big ass but still a spinner. All with beautiful faces. I’m lucky, and I like having them as the majority of my sex life, however as a man who’s brain is always on, I like being able to pay for pussy and not worry too much about flirting, pleasing, etc. I’m not saying I treat my providers like shit, I just enjoy being able to let loose a little, turn my brain off a bit, and have no judgement while being taken cared of. Now, further, I also enjoy being efficient and executing a well thought out plan. It gives me dopamine, thus the ambitious TDL and backup options I set out with. Now, for the execution. Got in town around 5:30PM. Had an obligation at 8PM. Messaged Pam 0140 for any time that worked for her. She said her hours are 11:30AM - 7PM, and that she was fully booked. Immediately texted Freda 9459. Quick response, and she said she’d be good for 7PM. Not a great start with an immediate backup, but atleast the ball is rolling. Freda 9459: She’s located around Tom Binnie park in Surrey. That’s actually where I parked. There’s an immediate elevator on the left when you walk in, don’t take that. Go to the regular multi-elevators in the center. Got up to her room, and was greeted by a cute and bubbly, short and very thick Latina. That BBL was driving me crazy. She lives in a studio, and I doubt she changes the sheets after customers, but everything was still clean. During undress/shower, I was speaking my elementary Spanish with her. We communicated in Spanish roughly the entire session, which I could tell she appreciated. I told her to shower with me, but that was a no-go (I like to clean their titties so I’m more comfortable sucking on them, so I’m not second hand making out with you freaks). She was listening to reggaeton the whole time, and man, she was throwing that fucking ass BACK. She’d just start twerking, and at one point I literally put my head beside her ass and let her ass bounce my head around like hydraulics. That ass is CRAZY. Service: She put a condom on my soft dick, and started sucking. Head was cool, nice suction. Ballsucking and DT was trivial. She was twerking while I slapped her ass while she ate my dick up. She mounted for cowgirl, and goddamn, her pussy felt goood and the view was crazy. I immediately caved in a minute and got a mouth full of her titties. I accidentally sucked one too hard for her liking and she let me know, but she was cool about it. She wanted me to give up control during cowgirl so she could just ride the fuck outta me until I nut, but I wasn’t having that. I had to fake slip the dick out because GODDAMN the view was amazing, and I was literally throwing her ass back and forth on my dick, just making her twerk on it with my hands. It was just enveloping my cock and devouring it. I wanna fuck her again while I write this and it's not even been 5 hours and I've already busted another nut. Anyways, I knew I was gonna cum soon so I switch her to doggy. Man, you can grab this chicks ass and just plow her from behind. I know she can take some real cock, and I won’t even lie I wasn’t able to give it to her because I kept holding back from cumming LOL. Anyways, I eventually couldn’t help it anymore and I grabbed her titties while in doggy and blew a load in her. I’m really disappointed that I didn’t get to give her a real proper dicking in missionary as I can only imagine the jiggle paradise, or fuck her titties in Russian. Nonetheless, $150/30min? STEAL honestly. Don’t expect to be leaving with amazing service, but to fuck a chick like that? This is what dreams are made of. Face: cute Latina. 7.5/10? Maybe an 8. Body: fuck… my cup of TEA. 9/10. Pics are real. Doesn’t do her ass justice either. Tits are amazing. Attitude: fun, bubbly, party girl. Will definitely mesh better with “cool” or “younger” guys. Subjective rating here. Service: hmmm… I mean… not great honestly. You can tell she still wants to make you nut. She won’t force it though, but it’s just her default setting. Great sex doll is the best way I could summarize. Repeat? Honestly, probably yes. She’s cool. A bit too bubbly for me, as I am an old soul who like old school sexy and sultry, but she’s great man. So, I finish up, and head to my obligation. I’m free by 10PM. I text Apple 9066 as my first choice. No response. Damn, really wanted to get rimmed by Apple, or get a nice massage by Susu. I message Sally 7511 as backup, read great things about her and her tits. She replies with her menu. I ask her when she can see me, but I don’t get a reply for a while. I type out a message to Lucky 2068, but right before I hit send, Sally 7511 replies and sends me an address in Burnaby, close to Bonsor Park. Said she’ll be ready for 11PM. I tell her to let me know if she can be ready earlier. I’m there 10:30. She’s ready at 10:40PM. I get buzzed in, but elevator doesn’t work. It’s connected to the buzzer, so I gotta go back out, buzz in again, and then it works. Weird. Anyways, I get up to the room, and I’m greeted with the classic hiding behind the door open. Once I see what’s behind the door, I’m immediately disappointed. “What the fuck is this? This isn’t a girl with fat tits, or even a cute face. Was the PS really that crazy? What about the reviews on PERB? Man, this is disappointing.” Anyways, I take my shoes off, and follow her into the room as she seems nice. I’m trying to feel it out and stare at her tits better to see if I’m mistaken. I get inside her room, and she takes her dress off. There’s tits alright. They’re big enough to give me Russian, but they’re not the ones from the ad. I tell her she’s not Sally, and I’m here for Sally. She gets out her translator, and tells me she has a young and hot roommate who literally just got her period. Ya, whatever. I respectfully tell her she’s very cute, but I’m here for Sally, so I’m gonna leave now. She was very nice, and even offered me water on my way out. I respectfully declined, and gave her a hug. Once I got to my car, I got a text stating “Baby, I suddenly had my period, and I didn't want you to come for nothing, so my roommate opened the door and took you in! I'll see you next time.” Okay, whatever. I hate B&S. I’m now very annoyed as it’s late (11PM), and I need to get up early if I want Day 2 to work. But I’ve only pooned once today? Fuck. Anyways, I text Lucky 2068. I wanted to text Mimi 6102, but she was located in Richmond. Lucky 2068 hits me with the near immediate response with the address, and that she’s ready almost immediately. The location is only 5 min away from Sally 7511. Boom. We’re fucking in boys. Lucky 2068 is basically right across Metrotown station, and I was able to get parking in the street. I get buzzed in, and to my surprise, Lucky 2068 is literally Mimi 6102[:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:]. Absolute mindfuck, as the listing both have different rates, and different locations. But I was pleasantly surprised. Look at Mimi 6102 for exactly what I saw when I walked in the door. 100% real photos. Huge titties, slim frame, small girl, cute face. Lucky 2608: Just to be extra clear, refer to Mimi 6102 pictures for the girl. Lucky 2608 pics are her as well, just extremely photoshopped. She even showed me the panties to prove it. Anyways, on to the review. Instead of baby, she says daddy. It’s actually really cute. She took the money, and was on her phone for a little bit. I hopped in the shower, and she joined me a few mins after. Washed my ass, dick, legs, etc. About 30 seconds of trivial blowjob. I washed her titties, back, legs, pussy, etc. She enjoyed me going down to wash her legs. She really liked me as she thought I was attractive. I get that experience with Asian providers nearly 100% of the time which is nice and generally adds a little extra to my sessions (free Russian, less clock watching, etc). Anyways, out to the bed, and she hops on her phone again. I tell her no more phone, so she tucks it into a cupboard. She puts on lingerie for me, it was cute. More about the effort than the actual look. I suck her tits for a bit, then she starts sucking my cock. She continuously spits out into her tissue every 2 minutes or so which is weird, but whatever. She deepthroats me a bit when I applied some pressure to her head, and it actually felt surprisingly nice, as otherwise her blowjob was mediocre. Her licking my balls was also child’s play. She asks to fuck me, but I tell her I wanna fuck those titties first. She lubes my cock up, and then basically just lays down on my cock rubbing her titties on them. Not my idea of fucking those titties[:ROFLMAO:]. Anyways, I let her do her thing since it feels good. Then as she’s laying on me, I squeeze her titties together around my cock and start fucking them while she lays there. It feels proper good, and I could definitely cum like this. I eventually stop so we can fuck. I don’t think she’s aware of the position where the guy rests the bottom of his legs on the girls thighs so the dick is positioned at her tits perfectly to get titty fucked. I didn’t push either since I wanted to fuck her little body with big tits at this point. She puts the condom on, and I start fucking her missionary. Since I came about 2-3 hours earlier, I thought I’d last long. A couple strokes into this girl, and uh-oh, I feel that nut coming again. I don’t know what it is with escorts, but I cum so damn quick. Usually I’m minimum 30 minutes of pure fucking with my partners, but when I pay for pussy, I can’t last for 10 minutes for the life of me. Anyways, I keep fucking her missionary real slow, with some spurts of some proper fucking. Man, this chick can also take some deep hard cock. I start fucking her long, hard, and fast, and she started cumming all over me. Unfortunately, if a girl cums on my cock, my chances of cumming shoot up exponentially[:ROFLMAO:][:ROFLMAO:] nearly inevitable. So anyways, I ragdoll her missionary to get my nut out, squeezing her titties and letting go to watch them shake up and down. She cleans my cock, and we go to shower. Dry off, put my clothes on, chat for another 20-30 minutes (I’m way past my time at this point, but she didn’t want to let me go as she really enjoyed telling me stories and her attitude made it easy to want to be nice to her), and then I was eventually on my way. I really enjoyed my time with her, but mainly because she made my soul happy, rather than any cock pleasure. Face: really cute honestly. Reminds me of a simple girl, but really cute. She’s probably late thirties, but still passes as extremely youthful. If I wasn’t experienced, I could definitely guess 31-32. Her smile and hair is also so cute. Such a cutie. Body: I mean fuck. Tits, tits, tits. They’re very firm however. I just about screamed when she told me they’re natural. I laughed for a little while, but she was adamant. I do not believe her whatsoever. If they’re real, my cock is 11”. Anyways, she’s about 5’1 or 5’2. Probably 90 lbs, with her tits being half the weight LOL. Ass is small, relatively non-existent compared to what I’m used to, but honestly she knows how to make it sexy. Service: nothing crazy. She showed care in the shared shower which was nice. The bbj wasn’t anything wild. But she can take good dick, that’s forsure. No fake moaning for me. Regardless, her spirit and attitude made up for anything that didn’t blow me away. Attitude: this was undoubtedly my favourite part of the visit. She’s a diamond of a woman! She is so cute, funny, kind, playful, etc. I would literally marry a woman with this type of energy in a different life. I even told her that, which is when all her personal stories started coming out. Anyways, my soul genuinely got happy meeting this woman. Further, her English is surprisingly good. It’s still elementary, but if you’ve got experience communicating with non-English speakers trying to speak English, you’ll find she’s in a better position than most. I definitely encourage tipping this woman when you see her! She’ll elevate your day, your mood, and your vibe. I wish her the absolute best. After Lucky/Mimi, I finished up, got home, wrote up until here, and went to sleep dreaming about Day 2. Day 1 consisted of 2 backups, so let that be a lesson to always be prepared as things might not always go to plan. Day 2. Again, the TDL for Day 2 is: Lucy at Smart Spa Helen at Swan Lake Mua @ XDS All Richmond based. I head out to Richmond, and on the way there I notice Lucy and her luscious tits aren’t working today. Fuck, another backup? Yesterday had me questioning whether this was a sign, but at this point, I can’t ignore it. I quickly get over it as I also have my backups in Smart Spa in place (Rebecca, Cici, and Lisa). I book an appointment specifically with Rebecca, as this week I read great things about her, which means recent good service. With that confirmed, I call up Swan Lake immediately after, and ask if Helen is in. Apparently Helen won’t be in until the late afternoon/evening. What the fuck? I really can’t get a single person from my TDL[:ROFLMAO:]. Whatever, we march on. I decide that best-case, I’ll just walk into SwanLake after SmartSpa if I’m still feeling horny horny. If not, then I’ll skip SwanLake and head straight to the beautiful Mua. I saved her for last on purpose. Rebecca @ SmartSpa: I walk in where I’m greeted by Rebecca. Nice energy, classic aunty “rushing” vibes. Surprised by my physique/energy and immediately becomes cheerful. I take a quick shower, and I lay down on the massage table. She tries chatting a bit, but stops after 1-2 minutes as she notes I’m not much for talking during massages. She dials in, and DAMN, she knows how to massage. I’m writing this the day of, and I’ve had trouble staying awake the entire day because of how relaxed she got me. I am definitely going to sleep early tonight. God bless her technique. She especially was working some knots out in my lower back, lower glutes, exterior shin, and lower calf areas. Not much teasing during the actual massage, and that lasted for about 25-30 minutes (I booked 45 minutes). Then she pours an absurd amount of oil, and starts her body slide. It’s always hot to have a girl sliding her naked and lubed up body over you, but it wasn’t anything EXTRAORDINARY - still very enjoyable though. She gets off, has me turn over, and starts playing with my member and balls after rubbing hits tits against my cock and sucking on parts of my body (nipples, stomach, etc). Some ass play action as well. Not much fake dirty talk or moaning as others have mentioned, but I think it’s because I couldn’t help myself but laugh when she tried the first time even though we were just doing a massage. Anyways, she started playing with my cock, and was great at building up the pressure. Eventually she started going faster after building pressure for a few minutes, and I shot some fat strings of cum right up in the air. Man she got me to bust a fat fucking nut, definitely my biggest one so far. The ball play, relaxation from the massage, and asshole play all definitely contributed to the size. It seems consistent with how surprised everyone is with the nut they bust at SmartSpa, and I was no exception. At the end, she gave me a little trivial head massage, and I ended up taking a shower after. Man that oil is tough to remove. Face: she’s cute. Nothing wild. Probably mid-late 40’s. But clearly takes care of herself. Face honestly doesn’t really matter in this situation though. Body: about 5’3? Some enhanced tits with eraser nips. People say about 32C and I’d agree. She’s a good level of skinny, but no curves. Without tits, she’s have a slightly boyish body. Again, I find in these situations the skill matters more than the assets, but overall she’s still pretty attractive all things considered, especially when naked with lube all over her. Not sure if I’d bat an eye at her during everday life however. Attitude: Rebecca is a nice woman. She can be playful if you want, but overall she’s quite genuine. I enjoyed my time with her, and felt very comfortable. She is not shy of complimenting you, and it makes it that much easier to show her appreciation, affection, and respect. Overall a great gal with a large personality. Service: this is where she shines. Massage was amazing, I’m still slightly sore while I write this. She’s definitely trained. She’s sexy as hell when doing the parts that require sexiness, and she knows how to get a fat load outta you. No complaints here. Okay, so I get outta SmartSpa, and once I’m back in my car, I realize my balls are absolutely drained. Since Helen isn’t in at SwanLake yet, I decide the only thing I want to do is skip everything, and just see Mua from XDS. I want my final prize, and I know I’ll be able to fuck her real good now, especially after Rebecca got this fat nut out of me. I can’t wait to fuck Mua’s pussy, her tits, and potentially her face. I’m also extremely excited to shower with her. So as I’m fantasizing, I waste no time to text XDS to set up an appointment with her within the hour. I receive a text back, and she’s not starting work for another 5 hours. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me….. womp womp womp. The poon gods must clearly be trying to tell me something. I haven’t been able to get a SINGLE PERSON from my original TDL. Yes I’ve been enjoying my backups, but I’m still not getting the satisfaction of executing my plan. I debate giving up and calling the plan off. Let me accept my fate poon gods. But no, I want to accomplish something memorable. I look into my rolling TDL. I have about 60-70 names. There only 2-3 that I’d be interested in at this given moment who could give me the satisfaction of replacing Mua. Holly or Phoenix from TempGF, or Victoria from CocoCollective. Not a single one of them is working right now. That’s it, it’s not meant to be. If I can’t see Mua, I don’t want anyone. I throw my pooning towel in for this sexpedition, and I quit while I’m ahead. As much as I would’ve loved to have a crazy PSE session with Mua, I don’t doubt gods plan. I mean, at the end of the day, we’re talking about cock pleasure here. I take the signs that I’ve been getting since I set out on this plan, and remind myself how trivial this all really is. I’m just happy I had the opportunity to have some fun Repeats (after sleeping on it); Freda 9459: as long as she stays at the price? Fuck yes. Lucky 2608: probably not. Amazing girl though Rebecca at SmartSpa: I would eventually, but only after getting through my SmartSpa TDL. If you made it this far, thanks for following me on my journey. I'm sorry I may not have embellished as many of my fellow review writers tend to, but I just try to be as realistic as possible from my perspective. I find that leads to less disappointment caused from over-promising reviews. This way, you can go in with a realistic expectation, and only be exposed to potential surprises/upside/overdelivery. Happy Pooning! Click to expand... Good on you brother. Live now not later

vanyeeha said: Haha this is getting so confusing. So the Burnaby Mimi 6102 is the same person as Lucky 2068 and Richmond Mimi is basically anyones guess? [:ROFLMAO:] Click to expand... Ya best to avoid as you won’t know who you will get!

Since the other thread on this was closed, sharing some more intel here: Lemon 6303 is Kitty from Daynight/YL 5'3", 40s, DDD natural with nice thick nips, small belly Service is a bit rush and she complained about my size a lot, but I'd repeat. Photos in the Lemon ad are accurate with some expected photoshopping Lucy at Smartspa 5'5", 40s, round and firm DD, average body type Very friendly, good massage, excellent wood polishing skills. Hang and firmness on the boobs have me doubting they are natural but I'll probably need another visit to inspect properly. She's pretty for her age, has definitely had a nose job and probably some cheek fillers. Would repeat Sisley/JoJo/Shirley/etc - same girl listed under different names at different agents 5'5", 30s, D or DD, slim Always advertised as a J cup which makes no sense sincr she's a DD at best. Generally non GFE but reasonably open and patient. Photos are accurate with some expected filtering. Service ok Mimi 6102/Lucky 2068 Slim body with huge (F/G) circus fakes. Same person, now in Burnaby. She's not in Richmond anymore Anybody know anything about Vivi 0385 at Joyce station? Pics look real. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...sty_girl_best_gfe_excellent_services-10519400

pgny22 said: Anybody know anything about Vivi 0385 at Joyce station? Pics look real. Click to expand... 180/H? Would be nice.

pgny22 said: Anybody know anything about Vivi 0385 at Joyce station? Pics look real. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...sty_girl_best_gfe_excellent_services-10519400 Click to expand... Way ahead of you . https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/anyone-bueller-bueller.383281/Anyone ? Bueller , Bueller ? | Vancouver Escorts Review Board Forum | Perb I know what you mean though , those breasts are enough to make you believe there must be a god .. If you decide to take the plunge please let me know .

pgny22 said: Since the other thread on this was closed, sharing some more intel here: Lemon 6303 is Kitty from Daynight/YL 5'3", 40s, DDD natural with nice thick nips, small belly Service is a bit rush and she complained about my size a lot, but I'd repeat. Photos in the Lemon ad are accurate with some expected photoshopping https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...sty_girl_best_gfe_excellent_services-10519400 Click to expand... Lemon / kitty, are those melon firm or showing saggy? Thank you

Mr.V said: Precursor: It was my birthday last week. I wanted to celebrate properly by achieving some personal records, but I wasn’t in town. I had a big TDL based around Affordable Big Titty Asians and some other reviews, then finally I had 24 hours of freedom (one night, one day), albiet, with certain obligations. My TDL consisted of: ...... Repeats (after sleeping on it); Freda 9459: as long as she stays at the price? Fuck yes. Lucky 2608: probably not. Amazing girl though Rebecca at SmartSpa: I would eventually, but only after getting through my SmartSpa TDL. Click to expand... Thank you for the extensive review... I'm unable to find most of your recommendations, especially SmartSpa. I'm only finding Smart Beauty Spa in Richmond.

LarryH said: Thank you for the extensive review... I'm unable to find most of your recommendations, especially SmartSpa. I'm only finding Smart Beauty Spa in Richmond. Click to expand... That’s the one!!!! They advertise on this site under Vancouver - Massage b smart and try smart beauty spa Located in Richmond on Odlin Cres Perbwanttobe

I can relate! I’ get an idea about who I’m gonna hit that day and then it’s hit and miss. Wtf? But I love it. A little about me: My alter ego’s civilian choices could easily reap $1200 +/ hour based on their looks and are easily a 10.3 on a bad day. No less. What’s a 9? Ew But I’m definitely going to hit Lucy again as she is rad.i agree on that one. Mimi too. Rebecca too. Then my personal harem of 10+’s (10.4 +) are next.

Lucky 2068 is at Metrotown now? Any tips on getting to see her without B&S?

Vandawg said: Lucky 2068 is at Metrotown now? Any tips on getting to see her without B&S? Click to expand... If she doesn't have massive tits, it's not her. [:ROFLMAO:]