Cici at NewStar - farts way too much

Next question. Which girls provide this service!😂

Stamkos said: Hilarious 🤣 🤣 I would have walked right after the first gas pass!!! Did she even say anything, apologize? Or just act like it didn’t happen. Fucking hilarious….sorry pal. Click to expand... She said nothing. It’s part of why I was so put off by it.

604fun_seeker said: The boss of NewStar is a gentleman and a scholar. So nice and accommodating - always offers me water or pop after I pay, before my pre-massage shower. He even calls me “my friend” - like many times. If she had a “tummy issue” that day, she should have taken a day off. I didn’t pay money to smell/ hear that. Click to expand... Michael’s a good isht. Always friendly

Once you go black said: Many of these girls ( not specifically at NS but I mean in general) are booked back to back w no breaks alll day , naked , servicing guys all day for 8 hrs . Not saying this would not be brutal and I would be severely disappointed/ pissed as well as, But Does anyone else think they could get paid to have sex w women ( also let’s face it many your not even in to ) 8 hrs a day , 5 days a week back to back ( often w little to no breaks ) Without ever getting gas ? If it was me , I’d be fasting every day , but let’s face it , how long could you keep that up ? Click to expand... Wait, what?! There’s a place where women will pay *me* to have sex with *them*? Have I been doing this wrong all along?

Had this happen one time with a girl, I was massaging her ass with my fingers when she let one slip out. I happen to know enough mandarin to instantly say “Chòu chòu fàngpì” basically means “stinky farts”. She was shocked that I knew some mandarin then we both started laughing, turned out to be a good session just no DATO that day 😂 Returned a few weeks later with a butt plug and told her “Méiyǒu fàngpì” -no farts- the look of shock as she put her hands over her face as I laughed was priceless, she even agreed to use the plug 😜. Sometimes you just need to know how to ride out the storm

Cou 604fun_seeker said: I looked in at NewStar yesterday. My fav regular was off sick so I went with Cici. What a dreadful mistake. To start off, Cici is not bad looking. A cute ish Chinese girl. Nice boobs and a surprisingly round ass. She started with a firm massage that I did enjoy. Then came the second part of the service. I had her lay down on her back. Tried to kiss her- she doesn’t allow it. Played with her nipples - she doesn’t seem to enjoy it. Tried to lick her pussy - she doesn’t allow it. Had her flip over so I could play with her ass. This is where it gets awful. She literally farted on me! I’ve never been so turned off. I tried for a bit but couldn’t get hard again. She gets off the table and farts a couple more times. She tries to blow me with a condom. This is not happening. I love NewStar so I’ll give them the benefit here but I encourage everyone to run screaming from Cici, unless you love farting. Click to expand... Could it have been a quiff?

[QUOTE Could it have been a quiff? [/QUOTE] Better then a shart........

booblover said: [QUOTE Could it have been a quiff? Click to expand... Better then a shart........ [/QUOTE] The thread that will not die but is sure to also force a laugh.

604fun_seeker said: put put off Click to expand... Here i fixed it for you. 💨💨

booblover said: [QUOTE Could it have been a quiff? Click to expand... Better then a shart........ [/QUOTE] That has happened to someone on this board while doing Greek. ROTFLMAO! [:oops:]

Maybe this is the true GFE?

I had a similar experience with big boobed Anna that was at Linda’s for a minute but hers was a pussy fart not once but 4 times! I laughed but she didn’t as if it is a regular occurrence for her. I guess it was from all the cock she had that day! 🤷‍♂️

If the girl farts first, it's fair game for the guy to fart. I probably would have 🤣

markus12 said: If the girl farts first, it's fair game for the guy to fart. I probably would have 🤣 Click to expand... Hey let's face it - everyone farts. I farted just now. But when you're paying to have sex with someone and they fart it does affect the experience and the bang for buck ratio drops drastically. Shit happens (hopefully not with the fart...)

nvan69 said: I had a similar experience with big boobed Anna that was at Linda’s for a minute but hers was a pussy fart not once but 4 times! I laughed but she didn’t as if it is a regular occurrence for her. I guess it was from all the cock she had that day! 🤷‍♂️ Click to expand... The occasional queef doesn’t bother me , it’s just air in the vagina so fairly beyond her control . Probably happened less than 5 times in my entire life . If it’s actual flatulence from the rear end area however , well, if it’s just one that slipped and I knew her fairly well , I would like to believe we could laugh it off and move on , ( caveat being as long as the smell wasn’t too much ). If she was insanely hot I’m pretty sure I would try & move past it too . however , if I didn’t really know the woman that well , or the smell was bad , yes it could get pretty awkward and I imagine a bit of a turn off .

stalemate#67 said: Hey let's face it - everyone farts. I farted just now. But when you're paying to have sex with someone and they fart it does affect the experience and the bang for buck ratio drops drastically. Shit happens (hopefully not with the fart...) Click to expand... Agreed. Never had a SP fart in my presence, but some ex's did. Once they did it, game on! 🤣

stalemate#67 said: Hey let's face it - everyone farts. I farted just now. But when you're paying to have sex with someone and they fart it does affect the experience and the bang for buck ratio drops drastically. Shit happens (hopefully not with the fart...) Click to expand... Exactly right. I paid for a number of things - none of which were farts.

604fun_seeker said: Exactly right. I paid for a number of things - none of which were farts. Click to expand... I would lol 😂

RalphiEboy said: I would lol 😂 Click to expand... You’d save so much money by going to a dim sum and sniffing the toilets just before closing. Same smell.

604fun_seeker said: You’d save so much money by going to a dim sum and sniffing the toilets just before closing. Same smell. Click to expand... Yum 😋