Did you name him?? 👀

The song “Pet names for your penis” is making me chuckle. What names have you come up with? [IMG_1928.jpeg]

TheBellaRoseXo said: The song “Pet names for your penis” is making me chuckle. What names have you come up with? View attachment 139183 Click to expand... One ex called him Maximus prime. I thought that was pretty funny 🤣

TheBellaRoseXo said: The song “Pet names for your penis” is making me chuckle. What names have you come up with? View attachment 139183 Click to expand... Big Jim and the twins (kind of self-explanatory)

"I'm The Dude. So, that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️

rottweiler said: I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️ Click to expand... And what's wrong with Bob? 🤣

Omar the tent maker

One SP last week referred to it as your Banana [:ROFLMAO:]

I have an EI friend calls his the Hindu Hammer!

Bluesmile86 said: One SP last week referred to it as your Banana [:ROFLMAO:] Click to expand... When you hit the beach in your speedo, you’re wearing the old Banana Hammock

Did you name him?? Loser. Oh wait. That what he calls me.

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rottweiler said: I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️ Click to expand... Is it mummified by now ??? 3200 years of loyal service you can't ask for more 😉🤔🤣

I was never very inventive about my little buddy ... I always called him Junior 🥴

rottweiler said: I was an ancient history minor in university, so I named mine Agamemnon. Not for any historical reason. I just liked the rhythm of the name. And it's long. Better than Bob.🤷‍♂️ Click to expand... Great now I’ve got an earworm. Please introduce him this way to the next lady you meet. This would make my day 🤣

VivaciousVivian said: Great now I’ve got an earworm. Please introduce him this way to the next lady you meet. This would make my day 🤣 Click to expand... It could be worse. Whenever I get an earworm I always get "The Gambler". It drives me crazy. I fucking hate that song! Fortunately, I cure it by listening to The Clash's London Calling album at Warp nine 😊!