"Monica" - Yifeng Massage (Kingsway @ Windsor, 3 blocks East of Fraser)

andmac 2026-03-06 04:30

A tiny (and restrictive) Ukrainian Gymnast. Pic 1 is "Monica." She is the first pic in all their ads right now. She is "The Show" (at least in terms of looks) at Yifeng right now. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe..._girls_japanese_girls_filipino_girls-10987671 Phone: 604-562-8454 Date of Visit: March 2026 Location: Yifeng Massage. A street-front shop on the North side of Kingsway at Windsor St., which is three blocks East of Fraser. Type of Service: Asian Massage Parlor. It appears to be one hallway going back with 4 (maybe 5) rooms all on the left (as in the hallway pictures in the ads). Each room has a shower. 2-3 ladies on shift. Open 10:00AM to 2:00AM. Looks: She is legitimately early to mid-20's. Around 5'2". Dark chestnut colored eyes and dark chestnut straight hair. An Eastern European look. Small pretty face. Very thin. Visible ribs with no excess fat anywhere. She told me she is 39kg. (86 pounds) and I can believe it. One of the smallest ladies I have ever seen professionally. She trained as a gymnast for awhile in Europe. Her boobs are completely natural, soft, and look to be a "C" cup, with wide pale pink areola and small, short, nipples. Short stubble across her pubic region, giving it a darker look. "Outtie" pussy with meaty looking lips. Notable thigh gap from both the back and the front. Skinny legs. "Monica's" hours: While the leolist ads say Mon. to Fri. 1:00PM to 5:00PM, it is actually just 4 days a week now: Mon. to Thur. 1:00PM to 5:00PM. Rates: It is $220 for 1hr. FS. "Monica" does not provide extras. I just gave her a $40 tip because she was sweet and cute. I paid $220 + $40 = $260 Total. Extras: This is the elephant in the room here. There are no extras. I had a GREAT rapport with "Monica," as I do with most ladies. I am super friendly and accommodating, and she really liked me, complemented me in numerous ways, etc. However, as far as I can tell, her service is: No kissing of any kind; no BBBJ; no DATY; no DATO; no digits; no pussy slide; no CIM; no RIM; no COF; no anal; no photo/video, etc. Services provided: light massage; handjob; CBJ; Covered FS (after switching over the condom from oral) .... and a really nice personality, cute demeanor, cute face, and a hot skinny body. It ain't all bad! While her massage is fairly weak, her handjob and (especially) her CBJ are below average; her fucking is hot and fun, although not adventurous, and she did seem to wear out pretty quickly. Super hot looking pussy and ass though. On that basis, and on her overall look and personality, you may want to spend some time with her. Note: This is going to be a long one, so stop reading here if you don't like long reviews. The standard review is all above this line. The Backstory: What I didn't actually put in my first "episode" about Yifeng Spa ("Bobo"), was that I actually initially went there to try and find the Ukrainian girl in the pictures in the advertisements. Her body just looks so small and tight, I had to see for myself if she was real. While "Bobo" was a fun experience, the "Just another Chinese massage girl" thing is starting to get boring and repetitive for me. When my line-up was just 'Bobo" and punk rock "Diana," I was thinking... "Well, maybe this place is a bit of a 'bust" then. A two lady "line-up" on a Thursday afternoon?" What I didn't tell you guys though, is that... on my way out of the room with "Bobo," ("Bobo" was already gone) I saw her. I am coming out of Room "2," and she is about to enter Room "1," (which I am pretty sure is some kind of a staff room). She stops and turns to look at me, smiles and then enters the room. Oh my God! She is beautiful. Short. Skinny. Tiny little face. Dark Eastern European chestnut eyes. Long straight chestnut hair. I thought she was a small Indian girl at first, but then realized... that is "her." It has to be. I ask the Chinese Mamasan on my way out, "Is that "Monica" the Ukrainian girl?" ... "Yes" ... "O.k. Wow. She is so pretty. When does she work?" ... She tells me it is just until 5:00PM, which it actually does say in the ads on leolist. 1:00PM to 5:00PM Monday to Friday. Driving away, I am thinking more about her, than about my experience with "Bobo" which I still had to write-up as a review of at that point. The next day (Friday) I texted to see if I could book "Monica" that day, only to find out that she wasn't working. "She no working today." As it turns out, she only works four days a week, Monday to Thursday 1:00PM to 5:00PM, not Friday. "Will she be back on Monday?" ... "Yes." I didn't have time on Monday, so Tuesday morning I tried texting back to see if I could book "Monica" for Tuesday at 1:00PM, and I just get back an "O.k." by text ... "Alright I will be there at 1:00." ... "O.k." The responses don't inspire a ton of confidence, but that might just be the (especially written) "English as a second language factor." I am walking in the door about 10 minutes before 1:00, "I have an appointment for 1:00 with Monica." ... "Okay come with me." ... Mamasan whisks me back to that same "Room 2." ... "How long you stay?" (I had already told her that in the text, 1 hr.) ... "One hour." ... "Okay, 220." ... I hand her the bills. "Is she here?" ... "Yes. Take shower." ... "Okay." Here I am, back in the same room, a few days later, stripping off and waiting for a knock on the door. This time I do get into the shower. Rinse off a bit, put a towel around my waist and wait. Right at about the stroke of 1:00 on the little analog clock on the wall, a very soft knock at the door. She comes in, wearing an oversize pink toque, some kind of sexy black dress that is far too big for her, falling off and basically exposing her boobs, they are almost hanging out, carrying something like a bathroom travel case, and a bottle of water. The good news is... she is every bit as tiny, toned and beautiful as I could have imagined, based on her pictures and the brief look I got of her last week. Smoldering dark Eastern European eyes. Quiet little voice with good English and a clear Ukrainian accent. Service: So, I am sitting on the bed with a towel around my waist. She is buzzing around doing a few things with her travel kit by the sink. She drops her outfit entirely. She is naked underneath. No bra, no panties. Her boobs look exquisite against her tiny skinny torso. Her ribs are clearly visible, and she has no excess body fat anywhere. Her breasts are natural, with almost and "egg" (somewhat elongated) shape to them , rather than the common "tear drop" to a point shape. Her pussy is neither clean shaven, nor hairy. It is more like a wide patch of dark stubble. Her pussy is of the "outtie" type, with thick exterior lips. With her thin legs and wide "thigh gap," it looks "meaty" and sexy. Her ass is very small and skinny, with a clear "gap" from the rear view as well. She comes around to the long side of the bed. She is a bit stand-off-ish at this point, quiet and accommodating in demeanor, but not quite wanting to get too close to me just yet. As I put my hands onto her ass and bring her in close, I can see why. She is not a kisser. She's a "head turner," in the unfortunate way (Well.. both ways, I guess [:ROFLMAO:] ). I kiss her cheeks, and she is okay with that. I ask her, 'No kiss?" and she replies in a quiet whisper, "No." She drops down into a squat between my legs and pushes the rest of my towel away. My dick is hanging between my legs as I sit on the edge of the bed. She starts massaging my inner thighs up to the top around the femoral artery. She then starts touching my dick, which is now completely hard, as she is looking up at me with her dark chestnut eyes. She grabs her lube bottle and squirts it on her hands and starts rubbing it on my dick, then begins to stroke it up and down... staying down in her squat between my legs. If this kept going, I could probably have shot my load after a few minutes, she just looked that hot. However, I have been working on "session management" lately. [:LOL:] I want to experience everything she has to offer in the hour before anything starts popping off. She is touching my nipples now, and commenting on how she thinks my chest is "sexy." I put my hands under her armpits and bring her up. "Can I suck your pussy."... "Uhhh... no." ... "Okay, no problem. Lay down here with me." I lay down on my stomach, and she gets up on top of me and massages my back and shoulders. She clearly has no real training or skill in this, and her hands feel small and weak. It is fine though, as we are talking, and it is nice to have someone that can easily understand me in English for once. I sit up and lean against the wall, she gets beside me, opposite direction to me - her face toward my dick - snuggling up her little bum up against me on my left side, as she kneels - dropping her face down low - and strokes my dick. She gets her face close to it, but no contact. I put my hand between her butt cheeks and touch the top of her fuzzy little pussy, and touch and cup her hanging-down boobs in different ways as she works on my dick. I confirm that she is okay with me touching her pussy, which she is... on the top and maybe going a bit "squishy" (but not inserting) as we go. She changed position so that she is now kneeling down between my legs - on top of the bed - and facing me, still stroking my dick with her oily hands. I ask her, "Will you suck me without condom?" ... In her quite voice..."Ahh.. no." ... "O.k. Condom is okay. You're a good girl (jokingly)" ... "Clean" she says, and we smile at each other. She gets the condom she had and puts it on. Here we go again with the "Condom won't roll off the head" thing, so I help her with that. Her hands are truly tiny. Like 2/3 scale of my hands (average adult male hands). She is still on her knees on top of the bed between my legs as I recline against the wall. She gets her mouth down on my dick. She is certainly no "pro" at dick sucking. She goes very, very slow, and can only get her little mouth about half-way down before she is done. She maintains some good suction, as she holds the base of the shaft with one hand and touches my balls with the other. She mostly maintains eye-contact, and she looks amazing, but there is not that much movement (as she can't "get down"), so the overall effect with a condom is not the best. I sit up and slide my hand, palm-up, flat across the bed, between her legs and touch her pussy, which is wet now. I caress the side of her face with mine and touch her breasts. I slowly push her down onto her back and bring her legs up. She asks, 'Sex?" ... "Yes." She wants to change the condom. I don't think I have ever seen this before, and I am not really sure I get the purpose of it, other than maybe to start with a new one with less stress on it. She barely touched the previous one with her teeth, but this lady is VERY cautious with everything. She pulls the condom off, and replaces it with a different one. This one goes on a bit easier. Then she gets a different kind of lube, which is almost like a small jar of cream. She applies it to her pussy and to my dick. She is down on her back, legs up, she guides me into her pussy. It goes in about half-way. She is saying "slow, slow" and seems to struggle a bit. But I just tell her "It's okay, take your time," as I slowly keep a little pressure on the penetration and then move into just little "micro thrusts" as she slowly opens up and it goes all the way in. Eventually we can both feel it slide all the way in and she vocalizes a kind of soft exhale or gasp. She feels amazingly warm and tight, and the view of her meaty "outtie" pussy with, skinny legs and thigh gap is truly a sight to behold. I would have loved to take some pictures. I asked her about it ( [:ROFLMAO:] ) but (not surprisingly) she said "no." Later on she (jokingly) tells me, "You can draw me." I continue pumping her pussy in this missionary-type position, pushing her legs back, then bringing them together and off to one side of my face. I kiss her legs and ankles, as they are near to my face. I slide my hands under her butt and turn myself 90 degrees to the right as I pick her right up off the bed and get my feet on the floor. She stays with me, putting her hands around my neck. I fuck her standing for awhile. She is probably the lightest girl I can remember... maybe ever. I actually asked her later on, when we were in the shower together, what she weighs, saying that she must be somewhere around 40kg (88 lbs.) and she replies, "39" (86lbs.!!! I can believe it!). She wants down though, so I put her down softly on her back, her butt on the edge of the bed, still inside her and thrusting away. She is looking directly into my eyes now and vocalizing hard. I put my hands on her tits and squeeze them together. They look and feel amazing, soft and natural. I turn her 90 degrees onto her left side, into a "fetal" position - cupping her right boob with my left hand, and placing my right-hand thumb on her clit as I fuck her. That is a bit too much for her, and she gently motions my hand away from between her legs. I try and turn her over one more quarter turn, but just like with "Bobo" last time, it doesn't work, she is not used to it. We break off and she looks at me and asks, "Dog?" ... "Yes" I say. She gets up onto her knees on the bed and gets her legs real wide, her ass up and her face down low to the mattress. As I have been saying, I like ladies to get their legs closer together and get their butt up higher in this position, but this just looks too good to pass up. Her skinny little ass cheeks part wide, making her asshole look comparatively larger, with a somewhat darker tone. It looks fucking hot as hell. As I push into her, my dick is right on top of her asshole, but she is (obviously) not going to let that go forward, and she repositions herself so that it slides into her pussy. I pull her back by her hips and into me. It feels like a combination of tight, and sloppy and wet, all at the same time now. Eventually I move to get my legs "outside" of hers, first the left, then the right. She realizes what I am doing and cooperates with it, getting her butt up higher as I pound her from behind. I can get a harder "push" on her with her butt up higher like this, and I can hear it in her vocalization. Then I decide in my head, "Yes! This time I am "going for it!" I get up on my feel, still inside her and get my hands on her shoulders. I pound her "down" from above like this, and I can see that she is into it. I inch my feet up, one at a time, to get more directly over top of her and push her shoulders down. The wooden bedframe is really creaking now, and she is letting out loud "Uhnn.. uhnn.." moans. I get the idea that she hasn't really experienced this before, as she is vocalizing way louder than she was a few minutes earlier - especially for someone who is so naturally quiet. It seems new to her somehow. After a bit of that, I drop back down to my knees and fuck for a bit with my legs outside of hers. She then drops to her stomach and I come down onto her butt.... riding her like that as I kiss her shoulders and her left ear. She is starting to squirm a bit now, and is acting a bit "spent." I ask her, "Okay?" She says "Yes" softly. When I ask her if her pussy is getting a bit sore, she indicates "yes" nodding her head. I tell her, "Okay, just just jack me off from here." I could have TOTALLY shot in her pussy from behind, but I wanted to experience her jerking me off to conclusion, and it seems that she wanted this too. Plus she was getting tired. I lay down and she enthusiastically pops back up and gets back into that same position - on her knees, right up along-side me, ass right by my left shoulder, face toward my crotch, and she pulls off the condom and starts jerking with a big smile on her face. I slide my hand between her legs and onto her wet pussy and cup it, as my other hand cups her right boob. "You want to see me cum?" I ask. She nods "Yes," with a big smile on her face. "I want to see it go (draws a line in the air from the tip of my dick in a arching motion)." I say, "Okay, let's see what we can do," as I rub her wet pussy with my hand. Before long I can feel myself nearing orgasm, and I ask her, (just because I am being a weirdo and dirty talking) "You want to empty my balls?" ... "Mmm Humm..." she replies with a big smile and a nod, as she looks right into my eyes with her dark beautiful eyes. It shoots out in an arc, not quite as dramatic as her line in the air, but pretty decent. She is happy with her effort. She cleans everything up and washes her hands in the sink. I look at the clock, we still have like 15 minutes, "Humm.. we still have some time." ... "Yes. Lots of time," she says. I was thinking about getting her to massage me again, but I lay on my side by the wall and she gets back on the bed and lies on her side face-to-face. She has her hand on my chest/nipple, and I do the same with her breast, and we just lay there and talk. With about 5 minutes left I ask her if she wants to shower, and she says "Sure." I turn it on, she walks in and takes the shower head down. I didn't explicitly say "with me" but she is all for it. As I close the sliding door behind me, she rinses me off... gets some body wash and rubs it on my dick, which is still pretty "full size," but is now starting to get fully hard again as she is effectively jerking me with body wash in the shower.. She rinses me off and I get out, as I want to just let her have her space in the shower as she washes herself and I get dressed. There is a soft knock at the door. I just call out through the door, "Yep, we are almost done." She is out of the shower now and getting dressed. I tell her I will go now, she... mostly naked... turns to me and opens her arms and plants herself into my fully clothed chest as I kiss the top off her head. I am out the door. Mamasan is coming down the hallway quickly to one of the other rooms, she waves "bye bye" to me with a big smile on her face as I pass her, and I am out the door. Recommend? Well... it really depends on what you are looking for. This is a bit like a "Face2Feet" situation from my other reviews. If you can set aside your previous experiences and enjoy this experience for what it is... then yes. It is hot, and it is fun and rewarding. It would be awesome with kissing , BBBJ and CIM, (or, even just kissing would be a huge improvement) but that so totally ain't happening here. She is clearly very brand new to this (we did a lot of talking and I learned a lot of personal stuff about her situation), and I don't see these restrictions changing any time soon. She is meticulous about minimizing anything that she perceives as risk, and I can respect that. Very nice girl. Very small. Legitimately young and pretty. Inexperienced. Tight. Clean. You name it. No kissing is a drag, but then... if you see her, try and enjoy the experience for what it is. I, for one, hope that she can do this for awhile, make some money, and then move-on. I don't think she is ever going to be (or would want to be) a total service Queen. Not her thing.

andmac 2026-03-06 04:50

dark 2026-03-06 07:36

andmac said: A tiny (and restrictive) Ukrainian Gymnast. Pic 1 is "Monica." She is the first pic in all their ads right now. She is "The Show" (at least in terms of looks) at Yifeng right now. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe..._girls_japanese_girls_filipino_girls-10987671 Phone: 604-562-8454 Date of Visit: March 2026 Location: Yifeng Massage. A street-front shop on the North side of Kingsway at Windsor St., which is three blocks East of Fraser. Type of Service: Asian Massage Parlor. It appears to be one hallway going back with 4 (maybe 5) rooms all on the left (as in the hallway pictures in the ads). Each room has a shower. 2-3 ladies on shift. Open 10:00AM to 2:00AM. Looks: She is legitimately early to mid-20's. Around 5'2". Dark chestnut colored eyes and dark chestnut straight hair. An Eastern European look. Small pretty face. Very thin. Visible ribs with no excess fat anywhere. She told me she is 39kg. (86 pounds) and I can believe it. One of the smallest ladies I have ever seen professionally. She trained as a gymnast for awhile in Europe. Her boobs are completely natural, soft, and look to be a "C" cup, with wide pale pink areola and small, short, nipples. Short stubble across her pubic region, giving it a darker look. "Outtie" pussy with meaty looking lips. Notable thigh gap from both the back and the front. Skinny legs. "Monica's" hours: While the leolist ads say Mon. to Fri. 1:00PM to 5:00PM, it is actually just 4 days a week now: Mon. to Thur. 1:00PM to 5:00PM. Rates: It is $220 for 1hr. FS. "Monica" does not provide extras. I just gave her a $40 tip because she was sweet and cute. I paid $220 + $40 = $260 Total. Extras: This is the elephant in the room here. There are no extras. I had a GREAT rapport with "Monica," as I do with most ladies. I am super friendly and accommodating, and she really liked me, complemented me in numerous ways, etc. However, as far as I can tell, her service is: No kissing of any kind; no BBBJ; no DATY; no DATO; no digits; no pussy slide; no CIM; no RIM; no COF; no anal; no photo/video, etc. Services provided: light massage; handjob; CBJ; Covered FS (after switching over the condom from oral) .... and a really nice personality, cute demeanor, cute face, and a hot skinny body. It ain't all bad! While her massage is fairly weak, her handjob and (especially) her CBJ are below average; her fucking is hot and fun, although not adventurous, and she did seem to wear out pretty quickly. Super hot looking pussy and ass though. On that basis, and on her overall look and personality, you may want to spend some time with her. Note: This is going to be a long one, so stop reading here if you don't like long reviews. The standard review is all above this line. The Backstory: What I didn't actually put in my first "episode" about Yifeng Spa ("Bobo"), was that I actually initially went there to try and find the Ukrainian girl in the pictures in the advertisements. Her body just looks. so small and tight, I had to see for myself if she was real. While "Bobo" was a fun experience, the "Just another Chinese massage girl" thing is starting to get boring and repetitive for me. When my line-up was just 'Bobo" and punk rock "Diana," I was thinking... "Well, maybe this place is a bit of a 'bust" then. A two lady "line-up" on a Thursday afternoon?" What I didn't tell you guys though, is that... on my way out of the room with "Bobo," ("Bobo" was already gone) I saw her. I am coming out of Room "2," and she is about to enter Room "1," (which I am pretty sure is some kind of a staff room). She stops and turns to look at me, smiles and then enters the room. Oh my God! She is beautiful. Short. Skinny. Tiny little face. Dark Eastern European chestnut eyes. Long straight chestnut hair. I thought she was a small Indian girl at first, but then realized... that is "her." It has to be. I ask the Chinese Mamasan on my way out, "Is that "Monica" the Ukrainian girl?" ... "Yes" ... "O.k. Wow. She is so pretty. When does she work?" ... She tells me it is just until 5:00PM, which it actually does say in the ads on leolist. 1:00PM to 5:00PM Monday to Friday. Driving away, I am thinking more about her, than about my experience with "Bobo" which I still had to write-up a review of at that point. The next day (Friday) I texted to see if I could book "Monica" that day, only to find out that she wasn't working. "She not working today." As it turns out, she only works four days a week, Monday to Thursday 1:00PM to 5:00PM, not Friday. "Will she be back on Monday?" ... "Yes." I didn't have time on Monday, so Tuesday morning I tried texting back to see if I could book "Monica" for Tuesday at 1:00PM, and I just get back an "O.k." by text ... "Alright I will be there at 1:00." ... "O.k." The responses don't inspire a ton of confidence, but that might just be the (especially written) "English as a second language factor." I am walking in the door about 10 minutes before 1:00, "I have an appointment for 1:00 with Monica." ... "Okay come with me." ... Mamasan whisks me back to that same "Room 2." ... "How long you stay?" (I had already told her that in the text, 1 hr.) ... "One hour." ... "Okay, 220." ... I hand her the bills. "Is she here?" ... "Yes. Take shower." ... "Okay." Here I am, back in the same room, a few days later, stripping off and waiting for a knock on the door. This time I do get into the shower. Rinse off a bit, put a towel around my waist and wait. Right at about the stroke of 1:00 on the little analog clock on the way, a very soft knock at the door. She comes in, wearing an oversize pink toque, some kind of sexy black dress that is far too big for her, falling off and basically exposing her boobs, almost hanging out, carrying something like a bathroom travel case, and a bottle of water. The good news is... she is every bit as tiny, toned and beautiful as I could have imagined, based on her pictures and the brief look I got of her last week. Smoldering dark Eastern European eyes. Quiet little voice with good English and a clear Ukrainian accent. Service: So, I am sitting on the bed with a towel around my waist. She is buzzing around doing a few things with her travel kit by the sink. She drops her outfit entirely. She is naked underneath. No bra, no panties. Her boobs look exquisite against her tiny skinny torso. Her ribs are clearly visible, and she has no excess body fat anywhere. Her breasts are natural, with almost and "egg" (somewhat elongated) shape to them , rather than the common "tear drop" to a point shape. Her pussy is neither clean shaven, nor hairy. It is more like a wide patch of dark stubble. Her pussy is of the "outtie" type, with exterior lips. With her thin legs and wide "thigh gap," it looks "meaty" and sexy. Her ass is very small and skinny, with a clear "gap" from the rear view as well. She comes around to the long side of the bed. She is a bit stand-off-ish at this point, quiet and accommodating in demeanor, but not quite wanting to get too close to me just yet. As I put my hands onto her ass and bring her in close, I can see why. She is not a kisser. She's a "head turner," in the unfortunate way (Well.. both ways, I guess [:ROFLMAO:] ). I kiss her cheeks, and she is okay with that. I ask her, 'No kiss?" and she replies in a quiet whisper, "No." She drops down into a squat between my legs and pushes the rest of my towel away, as my dick is hanging between my legs as I sit on the edge of the bed. She starts massaging my inner thighs up to the top around the femoral artery. She then starts touching my dick, which is now completely hard, as she is looking up at me with her dark chestnut eyes. She grabs her lube bottle and squirts it on her hands and starts rubbing it on my dick, then beginning to stroke me up and down... staying down in her squat between my legs. If this kept going, I could probably have shot my load after a few minutes, she just looked that hot. However, I have been working on "session management" lately. [:LOL:] I want to experience everything she has to offer in the hour before anything starts popping off. She is touching my nipples now, and commenting on how she thinks my chest is "sexy." I put my hands under her armpits and bring her up, "Can I suck your pussy."... "Uhhh... no." ... "Okay, no problem. Lay down here with me." I lay down on my stomach, and she gets up on top of me and massages my back and shoulders. She clearly has no real training or skill in this, and her hands feel small and weak. It is fine though, as we are talking, and it is nice to have someone that can easily understand me in English for once. I sit up and lean against the wall, she gets beside me, opposite direction to me - her face toward my dick - snuggling up her little bum up against me on my left side, as she kneels - dropping her face down low - and strokes my dick. She gets her face close to it, but no contact. I put my hand between her butt cheeks and touch the top of her fuzzy little pussy, and touch and cup her hanging-down boobs in different ways as she works on my dick. I confirm that she is okay with me touching her pussy, which she is... on the top and maybe going a bit "squishy" (but not inserting) as we go. She changed position so that she is now kneeling down between my legs - on top of the bed - and facing me, still stroking my dick with her oily hands. I ask her, "Will you suck me without condom?" ... In her quite voice..."Ahh.. no." ... "O.k. Condom is okay. You're a good girl (jokingly)" ... "Clean" she says, and we smile at each other. She gets the condom she had and puts it on. Here we go again with the "Condom won't roll off the head" thing, so I help her with that. Her hands are truly tiny. Like 2/3 scale of my hands (average adult male hands). She is still on her knees on top of the bed between my legs as I recline against the wall. She gets her mouth down on my dick. She is certainly no "pro" at dick sucking. She goes very, very slow, and can only get her little mouth about half-way down before she is done. She maintains some good suction, as she holds the base of the shaft with one hand and touches my balls with the other. She mostly maintains eye-contact, and she looks amazing, but there is not that much movement (as she can't "get down"), so the overall effect with a condom is not the best. I sit up and slide my hand, palm-up, flat across the bed, between her legs and touch her pussy, which is wet now. I caress the side of her face with mine and touch her breasts. I slowly push her down onto her back and bring her legs up. She asks, 'Sex?" ... "Yes." She wants to change the condom. I don't think I have ever seen this before, and I am not really sure I get the purpose of it, other than maybe to start with a new one with less stress on it. She barely touched the previous one with her teeth, but this lady is VERY cautious with everything. She pulls the condom off, and replaces it with a different one. This one goes on a bit easier. Then she gets a different kind of lube, which is almost like a small jar of cream. She applies it to her pussy and to my dick. She is down on her back, legs up, she guides me into her pussy. It goes in about half-way. She is saying "slow, slow" and seems to struggle a bit. But I just tell her "It's okay, take your time," as I slowly keep a little pressure on the penetration and then move into just little "micro thrusts" as she slowly opens up and it goes all the way in. Eventually we can both feel it slide all the way in and she vocalizes a kind of soft exhale or gasp. She feels amazingly warm and tight, and the view of her meaty "outtie" pussy with, skinny legs and thigh gap is truly a sight to behold. I would have loved to take some pictures. I asked her about it ( [:ROFLMAO:] ) but (not surprisingly) she said "no." Later on she (jokingly) tells me, "You can draw me." I continue pumping her pussy in this missionary-type position, pushing her legs back, then bringing them together and off to one side of my face. I kiss her legs and ankles, as they are near to my face. I slide my hands under her butt and turn myself 90 degrees to the right as I pick her right up off the bed and get my feet on the floor. She stays with me, putting her hands around my neck. I fuck her standing for awhile. She is probably the lightest girl I can remember... maybe ever. I actually asked her later on, when we were in the shower together, what she weighs, saying that she must be somewhere around 40kg (88 lbs.) and she replies, "39" (86lbs. !!! I can believe it!). She wants down through, so I put her down softly on her back, her butt on the edge of the bed, still inside her and thrusting away. She is looking directly into my eyes now and vocalizing hard. I put my hands on her tits and squeeze them together. They look and feel amazing, soft and natural. I turn her 90 degrees onto her left side, into a "fetal" position - cupping her right boob with my left hand, and placing my right-hand thumb on her clit as I fuck her. That is a bit too much for her, and she gently motions my hand away from between her legs. I try and turn her over one more quarter turn, but just like with "Bobo" last time, it doesn't work, she is not used to it. We break off and she looks at me and asks, "Dog?" ... "Yes" I say. She gets up onto her knees on the bed and gets her legs real wide, her ass up and her face down low to the mattress. As I have been saying, I like ladies to get their legs closer together and get their butt up higher in this position, but this just looks too good to pass up. Her skinny little ass cheeks part wide, making her asshole look comparatively larger, with a somewhat darker tone. It looks fucking hot as hell. As I push into her, my dick is right on top of her asshole, but she is (obviously) not going to let that go forward, and she repositions herself so that it slides into her pussy. I pull her back by her hips and into me. It feels like a combination of tight, and sloppy and wet, all at the same time now. Eventually I move to get my legs "outside" of hers, first the left, then the right. She realizes what I am doing and cooperates with it, getting her butt up higher as I pound her from behind. I can get a harder "push" on her with her butt up higher, like this and I can hear it in her vocalization. Then I decide in my head, "Yes! This time I am "going for it!" I get up on my feel, still inside her and get my hands on her shoulders. I pound her "down" from above like this, and I can see that she is into it. I inch my feet up, one at a time, to get more directly over top of her and push her shoulders down. The wooden bedframe is really creaking now, and she is letting out loud "Uhnn.. uhnn.." moans. I get the idea that she hasn't really experienced this before, as she is vocalizing way louder than she was a few minutes earlier - especially for someone who is so naturally quiet. It seems new to her somehow. After a bit of that, I drop back down to my knees and fuck for a bit with my legs outside of hers. She then drops to her stomach and I come down onto her butt.... riding her like that as I kiss her shoulders and her left ear. She is starting to squirm a bit now, and is acting a bit "spent." I ask her, "Okay?" She says "Yes" softly. When I ask her if her pussy is getting a bit sore, she indicates "yes" nodding her head. I tell her, "Okay, just just jack me off from here." I could have TOTALLY shot in her pussy from behind, but I wanted to experience her jerking me off to conclusion, and it seems that she wanted this too. Plus she was getting tired. I lay down and she enthusiastically pops back up and gets back into that same position - on her knees, right up along-side me, ass right by my left shoulder, face toward my crotch, and she pulls off the condom and starts jerking with a big smile on her face. I slide my hand between her legs and onto her wet pussy and cup it, as my other hand cups her right boob. "You want to see me cum?" I ask. She nods "Yes," with a big smile on her face. "I want to see it go (draws a line in the air from the tip of my dick in a arching motion)." I say, "Okay, let's see what we can do," as I rub her wet pussy with my hand. Before long I can feel myself nearing orgasm, and I ask her, (just because I am being a weirdo and dirty talking) "You want to empty my balls?" ... "Mmm Humm..." she replies with a big smile and a nod, as she looks right into my eyes with her dark beautiful eyes. It shoots out in an arc, not quite as dramatic as her line in the air, but pretty decent. She is happy with her effort. She cleans everything up and washes her hands in the sink. I look at the clock, we still have like 15 minutes, "Humm.. we still have some time." ... "Yes. Lots of time," she says. I was thinking about getting her to massage me again, but I lay on my side by the wall and she gets back on the bed and lies on her side face-to-face. She has her hand on my chest/nipple, and I do the same with her breast, and we just lay there and talk. With about 5 minutes left I ask her if she wants to shower, and she says "Sure." I turn it on, she walks in and takes the shower head down. I didn't explicitly say "with me" but she is all for it. As I close the sliding door behind me, she rinses me off... gets some body wash and rubs it on my dick, which is still pretty "full size," but is now starting to get fully hard again as she is effectively jerking me with body wash in the shower.. She rinses me off and I get out, as I want to just let her have her space in the shower as she washes herself and I get dressed. There is a soft knock at the door. I just call out through the door, "Yep, we are almost done." She is out of the shower now and getting dressed. I tell her I will go now, she... mostly naked... turns to me and opens her arms and plants herself into my fully clothed chest as I kiss the top off her head. I am out the door. Mamasan is coming down the hallway quickly to one of the other rooms, she waves "bye bye" to me with a big smile on her face as I pass her, and I am out the door. Recommend? Well... it really depends on what you are looking for. This is a bit like a "Face2Feet" situation from my other reviews. If you can set aside your previous experiences and enjoy this experience for what it is... then yes. It is hot, and it is fun and rewarding. It would be awesome with kissing , BBBJ and CIM, (or, even just kissing would be a huge improvement) but that so totally ain't happening here. She is clearly very brand new to this (we did a lot of talking and I learned a lot of personal stuff about her situation), and I don't see these restrictions changing any time soon. She is meticulous about minimizing anything that she perceives as risk, and I can respect that. Very nice girl. Very small. Legitimately young and pretty. Inexperienced. Tight. Clean. You name it. No kissing is a drag, but then... if you see her, try and enjoy the experience for what it is. I, for one, hope that she can do this for awhile, make some money, and then move-on. I don't think she is ever going to be (or would want to be) a total service Queen. Not her thing. Click to expand... Hey thanks for the great reviews. The short and long versions !

westcoastrider1982 2026-03-06 13:45

Amazing review! Too bad about the restrictions though!

gundur93 2026-03-16 21:01

Does anyone know of this Is this the same Monica from the Ukrainian group downtown at the burrard office building? She fits the description and her usual profile for the half service is gone.

andmac 2026-03-16 22:31

gundur93 said: Does anyone know of this Is this the same Monica from the Ukrainian group downtown at the burrard office building? She fits the description and her usual profile for the half service is gone. Click to expand... I don't know. In my discussions with her... it legitimately sounded like she was new to this business, and had only been in Canada for a few months... initially in Montreal... and then to Vancouver in January. If the person you are thinking of has been around longer than that... I would say... "No. Different people." If it is all the same timeframe.... "Maybe." If you go to the Yifeng webpage... look at the page with the "our-team" suffix. That is her. 100%. If you saw the lady downtown in person, you will know if this is the same person.

gundur93 2026-03-17 00:02

andmac said: I don't know. In my discussions with her... it legitimately sounded like she was new to this business, and had only been in Canada for a few months... initially in Montreal... and then to Vancouver in January. If the person you are thinking of has been around longer than that... I would say... "No. Different people." If it is all the same timeframe.... "Maybe." If you go to the Yifeng webpage... look at the page with the "our-team" suffix. That is her. 100%. If you saw the lady downtown in person, you will know if this is the same person. Click to expand... Thanks for that guidance, very helpful. It’s a different Monica in the end but wow also a stunner and makes your review come to life!

dada 2026-03-17 05:51

gundur93 said: Thanks for that guidance, very helpful. It’s a different Monica in the end but wow also a stunner and makes your review come to life! Click to expand... Wait you were able to see Monica today? I was told she’s off until April…

westcoastrider1982 2026-03-17 13:03

andmac said: I don't know. In my discussions with her... it legitimately sounded like she was new to this business, and had only been in Canada for a few months... initially in Montreal... and then to Vancouver in January. If the person you are thinking of has been around longer than that... I would say... "No. Different people." If it is all the same timeframe.... "Maybe." If you go to the Yifeng webpage... look at the page with the "our-team" suffix. That is her. 100%. If you saw the lady downtown in person, you will know if this is the same person. Click to expand... If that’s her under “our-team”then she looks damn cute for sure. But then the description of her service is very misleading “Expert in DATY” and “French kiss” is mentioned lol

andmac 2026-03-17 20:40

westcoastrider1982 said: If that’s her under “our-team”then she looks damn cute for sure. But then the description of her service is very misleading “Expert in DATY” and “French kiss” is mentioned lol Click to expand... That "our-team" picture of her is a very very accurate likeness of her. That really gives you a great sense of what she looks like in reality. Almost to the point that... I am bit surprised they are using that. If someone knew her... they would easily recognize her in that photo. Remember... in my review.... I was saying I thought she might be a small Indian lady at first. That picture shows you what I meant by that. Where I first saw her was in the hallway... in a low-light situation. But then I realized... no... that is her. She's is a very small, skinny, European with dark eyes and long straight hair. Very beautiful. The reason to see her is her beauty, and her cute personality... and her FS was good too. Overall service is pretty darn restrictive by industry standards though. She should get a job at Face2Feet and just do hand-jobs and boob sliding. I think she would be more comfortable with that, and last longer in the business and still make decent money My review is an absolutely true blow-by-blow account that is fair to "Monica" and to reality. Her restrictions might loosen up a bit over time, but I am not personally counting on it. If I were betting... I would bet on an early exit from this business... not the gradual development into a service queen.

andmac 2026-03-18 08:09

As I was just mentioning in another thread... I was back at Yifeng Massage tonight... not a good experience... I will write it up ASAP.... however.... Talking to the Bro-san on my way out...."Bobo" is back in China for a couple of weeks. She should be back and working fairly soon. "Monica" is gone until at least some time in April... and Bro-san was giving me a look that said "don't hold your breath" and then he literally said out loud.. "no guarantee... don't put too much on that." (or something to that effect). I told him, "Yah, I didn't think she would last long in this business. She's not suited to it." To which he gave me a kind of shrug as a diplomatic non-reply. My opinion... she is gone. The window to see her was short. I got "in before the lock." She could come back and work... sure... anything is possible.... but I am following Bro-san's advice and not holding my breath. Frankly... she was way too good looking for this industry anyway... and way too restrictive... a germaphobe... etc., etc., it wasn't going to work. I wish I could have gotten her contact info as... at the very least... I could have shown her how to contact some better people in this industry. People that could have worked with her and helped her succeed, provide the necessary support, etc., and not just leave her to her own devices... as a clueless noob. Some of the questions she was asking me, once she got comfortable with me.... it was obvious that she was just thrown into this with no training or support of any kind. I am really starting to think that Yifeng is a total "dumpster fire" of a shop. My initial positives with "Bobo" and "Monica" were all but wiped out tonight with a total garbage experience. I couldn't care less about stepping on this business' toes as... I really have no plans to ever go back at this point. Frankly, I am sorry that I provided them with the publicity and coverage that I have on this website. Yes, it was that bad. Unfortunately. Report to follow! [:ROFLMAO:] My honest advice at this point... for you... and for me... stay away from this place. Stick with the places that actually work with the ladies to provide consistent and competent levels of service.... up to industry standards... at industry standard rates... with managers that know what the hell they are doing. Swan Lake, Lily's, Sole Spa, Mansion One/Broadway/Rainbow/Coco Spa.... a few others... This place... no. I'm done.

highflyer 2026-03-18 13:26

Darn she’s gone? I was hoping to see her again. FWIW she was not restrictive with me. A bit of an upcharge for BBBJ and when I told her I was going to cum she let me CIM. She didn’t swallow but to my surprise she put it right back in for more BBBJ and another CIM. Totally worth it and hot.

westcoastrider1982 2026-03-18 19:01

Is Yifeng now charging $300 per hour as per this ad? Maybe that’s for “extras” like PSE etc? https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...r/vancouver_the_vancouver_elite_list-11188494

westcoastrider1982 2026-03-18 19:03

Also as per this ad “Monica” is working today… https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ouver_new_ukrainian_girl_from_quebec-10710268

andmac 2026-03-18 20:09

highflyer said: Darn she’s gone? I was hoping to see her again. FWIW she was not restrictive with me. A bit of an upcharge for BBBJ and when I told her I was going to cum she let me CIM. She didn’t swallow but to my surprise she put it right back in for more BBBJ and another CIM. Totally worth it and hot. Click to expand... I am not going to gainsay anyone else's experience. All that I can say is that... I had a really nice connection with her... she was complimenting me on my look... calling my chest "sexy"... telling me a bunch of personal information.... asking me questions about things outside of work (that relate to my work)... I was almost at the point of her giving me her contact information... but she doesn't bring her phone into the room.... saying "we'll see" for next time... giving me a really heartfelt hug at the end... etc., etc. And even with all that... service was just as I described in my review. To me... it was palpable that she was on a trajectory out the door... and out of this business. I was saying it in a couple of places... and in PM's... and had it all but confirmed for me last night by the Bro-san. It wouldn't surprise me at all if she was at "normal" AMP service levels (BBBJ, CIM potentially RIM and whatever else) the first week or two... by week three she was down to 4 days a week, 4 hours a day... CBJ and no kissing... and by week 4 or 5 she was out the door permanently and gone. I would love to see her again too... but... I don't think that is in the cards for any of us. We'll see. People need money, but Yifeng is a shit job and a shit operation. Avoid. That goes for "Monica" as well as for us. westcoastrider1982 said: Is Yifeng now charging $300 per hour as per this ad? Maybe that’s for “extras” like PSE etc? https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...r/vancouver_the_vancouver_elite_list-11188494 Click to expand... Yah, they run that "fetish" type ad in the massage section. I don't know who they think is going to provide any of that. The line-ups are 2 girls.. many of them fat and unattractive and full of restrictions. It is just more lies and more bullshit to try and get people in the door. When you go there... it will likely be a couple of ladies whose pictures likely won't be in the ads. The ads are probably full of people that worked a few shifts months ago and then thought...."ahhhh... no. If I look like this... I can get a job at any MP in town, start today, no questions asked. No need to work here at this joke of an operation." westcoastrider1982 said: Also as per this ad “Monica” is working today… https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ouver_new_ukrainian_girl_from_quebec-10710268 Click to expand... It is just more lies. They will probably run that picture for years to come... whether "Monica" ever sets foot in the shop again or not.

jayholi 2026-03-18 20:28

andmac said: I am not going to gainsay anyone else's experience. All that I can say is that... I had a really nice connection with her... she was complimenting me on my look... calling my chest "sexy"... telling me a bunch of personal information.... asking me questions about things outside of work (that relate to my work)... I was almost at the point of her giving me her contact information... but she doesn't bring her phone into the room.... saying "we'll see" for next time... giving me a really heartfelt hug at the end... etc., etc. And even with all that... service was just as I described in my review. To me... it was palpable that she was on a trajectory out the door... and out of this business. I was saying it in a couple of places... and in PM's... and had it all but confirmed for me last night by the Bro-san. It wouldn't surprise me at all if she was at "normal" AMP service levels (BBBJ, CIM potentially RIM and whatever else) the first week or two... by week three she was down to 4 days a week, 4 hours a day... CBJ and no kissing... and by week 4 or 5 she was out the door permanently and gone. I would love to see her again too... but... I don't think that is in the cards for any of us. We'll see. People need money, but Yifeng is a shit job and a shit operation. Avoid. That goes for "Monica" as well as for us. Yah, they run that "fetish" type ad in the massage section. I don't know who they think is going to provide any of that. The line-ups are 2 girls.. many of them fat and unattractive and full of restrictions. It is just more lies and more bullshit to try and get people in the door. When you go there... it will likely be a couple of ladies whose pictures likely won't be in the ads. The ads are probably full of people that worked a few shifts months ago and then thought...."ahhhh... no. If I look like this... I can get a job at any MP in town, start today, no questions asked. No need to work here at this joke of an operation." It is just more lies. They will probably run that picture for years to come... whether "Monica" ever sets foot in the shop again or not. Click to expand... I agree with you 100%, it’s an old school way of managing the business. They won’t put names on pictures because they don’t have those girls any more, they just use the pictures to get people into the door.

dada 2026-03-18 20:52

Unfortunately they are nice enough in terms of comms but there’s no clarity. And no consistency in the info like I contact about the same girl and using the name they provided and it’s like I have to explain from scratch who I’m talking about. I was also told Monica off until April

vanwperb 2026-03-23 01:26

Great review, thanks! It's always the hottest ones that don't do extras...

dada 2026-03-23 23:08

Well, I saw Monica and not sure I’ll put up a separate review but short version is WOT and WOM: The key takeaways are super skinny and small girl with bigger but droopy breasts that I did not enjoy and absolutely minimal service including everything covered and no kissing except one or two pecks if you really try (frustratingly she air kissed which was just adding insult to injury lol) The kicker is that papasan quoted me $300 for one hour full service which supposedly included everything because “she’s young and very popular”. Spoke to Monica who corrected and said no kissing. And there’s fucking limits to how much I’m going to sweat the details when I’ve just jumped in an Uber to see her on short notice, so settled for $250 at 45 but basically other than the fucking got the equivalent of HS and would have been better to stick with that. I was also not thinking nor able to perform very well and Monica just so clearly not into it or not into me. I don’t know if there’s mileage in negotiating low with papasan and then throw some massive tip options at Monica in the room and see what sticks. if not, if you absolutely must see her to expel her from your system, then supposedly she’ll work this coming weekend and then quit (we’ll see about that). I would pick 30mins and go for an oily handjob. Last weird thing to note: She did not tell me off for inserting a finger in her ass during sex (gently always) but maybe that was the prize she was happy to pay to get me off quickly. And maybe a bit petty of me but a whiff of some smell after I came out of the shower as she sat down in front of me which either could be breath or a little gas. Let’s just say it did not help with the already somewhat fragile situation! I didn’t really like Yifeng and don’t think I will be back.

andmac 2026-03-24 01:03

Thanks for sharing this experience... it rings true to my own. The "world" of "Monica".... and the experience of being with her... seems to be changing on a week-to-week basis. As I have said before... there is no way she is going to stick around in this industry. No way. But she is fucking hot looking in my view... and her fucking and her handjob were both good. At the current rates... maybe just get a handjob from her.... just to go see her for yourself in person... before she is gone for good. I have a fun AMP review coming (for a Black girl! Yes... Black!) later tonight. Watch for it.

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