Swan Lake 2026 1.0

Emma the Naughty Librarian Perb without a Swan thread is like bacon without the eggs, ham without the cheese, bee without the jay. Okay, so Emma’s not really a librarian, but she could pass for one with her bespectacled look. She’s new - like three weeks new at Swan. I’ve been out of town for a bit and thought I would show my fugly mug at Swan and pay a visit to Lily who was working that day. No sooner do I walk through the door than the greeter tries to usher me to a room. I didn’t catch her name but Coco was also at the front desk and told her to cool her jets. Sitting behind the desk was the demure looking Emma. And Coco, bless her heart, pointed to her and said, “you try, new girl.” So Emma rose to her feet and smiled. She stands about 5’- 4 or 5”. “Do you speak English?” “Yes I do.” Then Coco, bless her heart, opens Emma’s frock to show a very shapely set of breasts constrained by her lingerie. Sold. Sorry Lily, I’m a dawg. So off to the room we go. I always do 30 minutes with a newbie just to test the waters. Emma would be in her 30s, glasses, long hair. When she defrocked, out came a nice set of natural Cs, not perfect, but more than a handful and fairly firm. Curvy hips and pale skin. She’s not a spinner but has a nice womanly shape to her. She has a full bush. There was only 30 minutes so we got right to business. A little foreplay with LFK leading to DFK. BBBJ at her suggestion. Sex in missionary. Then my usual mutual hand finish facing one another. She said she’s new to the biz and in our little 30 minute tryst I discovered a few little kinks that may make a 2.0 even more enjoyable.

Nice review.... my brother @VinVan the bravest man in the Universe, starting up the latest version of 'The Swan Lake Thread" [(y)] Shall we start a countdown... in minutes.... until @Once you go black arrives? [:ROFLMAO:] He'll be here before 11:00PM tonight, that is my bet. It is about 8:30PM now. We need you OYGB, you are an important contributor! We need all you guys to contribute. [(y)] I must admit, I have only ever been there 4 times, these three reviews from January 2025, a then I went back and saw Theresa one more time some months later. Swan Lake - "Theresa"" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/theresa-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.390212/ Swan Lake - "SaSa" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/sasa-or-sascha-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389138/ Swan Lake - "LuLu" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lulu-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389131/ One thing I think would be helpful, is if guys could link their pre-existing reviews for Swan Lake in to the early pages of this thread. Give guys a starting point. I would also appreciate some help on.... can we create a reasonably full current roster of current personalities? Somebody cut and paste my list... add more names and a few words of description for each....and change my descriptions to your liking as you fill out your list [(y)] Each guy... ad more names and descriptions until we have the whole current list. I think they have around 30 ladies... do we know them all? I know I don't on my own. Correct me in our list if some of these aren't there anymore. Theresa - Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation SaSa/Sacha - The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation, oral specialist Lulu - A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others Maggie - The tiny fan favorite Ocean - A tall big boobie Eurasian looking lady Summer - uhhhh people love her? Camilla - Chinese ethnic minority look, heard she is naughty Rosemary - Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl Maya - Smaller Indian lady Help me out, brothers. Who are the rest? Copy and paste the list with your own descriptions

So it was my bday and I wanted to get laid. Amber was the name a fellow peen had suggested from experience, so I thought to give her a try. Cute girl, tiny and long eraser nipples. So making out was great, lots of enthusiasm. She slobbered on my knob very well. But here is where I fucked up. I allowed her to take control. The reason that was bad was because she focused way too much on my nipples and making out. She didn’t rim me. And we fucked till I nutted with her on top. Like there wasn’t any other positions. Because she wanted to give me a massage. The massage was ok. But it was a head massage. Like the high light of the session was her going deep on my knob, slobbering all over and munching on my balls and having my turn eating her out. Felt a lot of twitching. But not sure if I got her all the way. Like her focus on my nipples wasn’t great mostly because it didn’t do much on me like she might have hopped or she did it to waste time. Either way, when she massaged me. I finally spoke up and said let’s do something else, but it was 5 mins left. And I wasn’t going to spend more time. Also this was my first time going down on a girl with a bush, didn’t stop me. But at the same time, I was wishing for a cleaner experience. Saw some girls that looked interesting. Maybe next time I’ll ask for a line up. But some of the gals looked a bit bored. But I swear I saw a girl with glasses who I thought looked cute but I didn’t ask her name. Oh well. Maybe it was Teresa but who knows.

Glad to see this Swan Lake thread getting going again..... hope it will continue ..........here are my recent experiences with the Swans...... SwansScores out of 10 Tits firmnessNipplesCSP?Clit feelSize of LabiaPussy TasteBJ skillSuctionCunt tightnessRimming skilltongue in assFace fuckCIMSwallowCOBOverall score Ocean99107981010810101010Yes812 Maggie879107910109891010No911 Theresa99101010101010810101010Unknown812 Susan87968810107981010No88 Camilla88989Unknown10108991010Yes77 Judy77998Unknown898991010Unknown108 Crystal88888101010910101010No810 Amber9810891010108991010Yes99 Cici567786887999UnknownunknownUnknown6

straightshooter said: Glad to see this Swan Lake thread getting going again..... hope it will continue ..........here are my recent experiences with the Swans...... SwansScores out of 10 Tits firmnessNipplesCSP?Clit feelSize of LabiaPussy TasteBJ skillSuctionCunt tightnessRimming skilltongue in assFace fuckCIMSwallowCOBOverall score Ocean99107981010810101010Yes812 Maggie879107910109891010No911 Theresa99101010101010810101010Unknown812 Susan87968810107981010No88 Camilla88989Unknown10108991010Yes77 Judy77998Unknown898991010Unknown108 Crystal88888101010910101010No810 Amber9810891010108991010Yes99 Cici567786887999UnknownunknownUnknown6 Click to expand... I like this breakdown. Though how do you rate nipples...like they all have them. As a fan of long eraser nipples, and reading the above review, I would rate Amber a 10. Mind you I haven't seen her. What's the criteria for how you rate nipples?

andmac said: Nice review.... my brother @VinVan the bravest man in the Universe, starting up the latest version of 'The Swan Lake Thread" [(y)] Shall we start a countdown... in minutes.... until @Once you go black arrives? [:ROFLMAO:] He'll be here before 11:00PM tonight, that is my bet. It is about 8:30PM now. We need you OYGB, you are an important contributor! We need all you guys to contribute. [(y)] I must admit, I have only ever been there 4 times, these three reviews from January 2025, a then I went back and saw Theresa one more time some months later. Swan Lake - "Theresa"" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/theresa-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.390212/ Swan Lake - "SaSa" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/sasa-or-sascha-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389138/ Swan Lake - "LuLu" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lulu-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389131/ One thing I think would be helpful, is if guys could link their pre-existing reviews for Swan Lake in to the early pages of this thread. Give guys a starting point. I would also appreciate some help on.... can we create a reasonably full current roster of current personalities? Somebody cut and paste my list... add more names and a few words of description for each....and change my descriptions to your liking as you fill out your list [(y)] Each guy... ad more names and descriptions until we have the whole current list. I think they have around 30 ladies... do we know them all? I know I don't on my own. Correct me in our list if some of these aren't there anymore. Theresa - Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation SaSa/Sacha - The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation, oral specialist Lulu - A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others Maggie - The tiny fan favorite Ocean - A tall big boobie Eurasian looking lady Summer - uhhhh people love her? Camilla - Chinese ethnic minority look, heard she is naughty Rosemary - Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl Maya - Smaller Indian lady Help me out, brothers. Who are the rest? Copy and paste the list with your own descriptions Click to expand... I don’t have a lot of new info to add , but I did link all my old swan reviews in the first post of the last SL thread . I do really enjoy reading the threads though and appreciate everyone’s contributions. straightshooter said: Glad to see this Swan Lake thread getting going again..... hope it will continue ..........here are my recent experiences with the Swans...... SwansScores out of 10 Tits firmnessNipplesCSP?Clit feelSize of LabiaPussy TasteBJ skillSuctionCunt tightnessRimming skilltongue in assFace fuckCIMSwallowCOBOverall score Ocean99107981010810101010Yes812 Maggie879107910109891010No911 Theresa99101010101010810101010Unknown812 Susan87968810107981010No88 Camilla88989Unknown10108991010Yes77 Judy77998Unknown898991010Unknown108 Crystal88888101010910101010No810 Amber9810891010108991010Yes99 Cici567786887999UnknownunknownUnknown6 Click to expand... this is the most Kick Ass thing I’ve seen in a while !

Most recently I saw Linda. She falls into the same category as Crystal, Theresa and Camilla. Where if you want someone hot, she's not for you. But you want a really crazy, porn scene level session, then she's perfect. She's got an average face, skinny body, with a bit of a belly. A lot of a face fucking, different positions, anal was an option but didn't work out. I usually will give up service in favor of someone younger/hotter. But once in a while I don't mind some creepy, nasty sex with a dirty milf.

You guys know if Sasa still working there? Im getting mixed messages every time I ask

westvanboy said: You guys know if Sasa still working there? Im getting mixed messages every time I ask Click to expand... She’s still there. Occasionally they all go back to China for a month or so or holidays. As of this week I saw her name on the roster. She’s usually one of the early birds (like 10 am) after the worm, haha

Elmore said: I like this breakdown. Though how do you rate nipples...like they all have them. As a fan of long eraser nipples, and reading the above review, I would rate Amber a 10. Mind you I haven't seen her. What's the criteria for how you rate nipples? Click to expand... Elmore: My nipples algorithm is somewhat complex, and I realize not everyone has the same criteria But my rating of nipples goes like this: 1) I prefer light coloured nipples and areola. Pink and light beige really get me going. (e.g. ..... true redheads are to die for). Generally the Asian girls have dark coloured nipple/areola - just a minor negative for me. 2) I like to feel their nipples harden on my tongue. It feels nice to suckle them and feel their hardness building. Don't have to be eraser nipples for me, just pokies that harden while I am sucking on them. 3) I like to feel her hard nipples rubbing on my chest when I do her in mish, or in woman-on-top. I like that feeling of her hard nips rubbing on my skin while I fuck her. Both positions are good, but the woman on top position has the added benefit of feeling her breast firmness also pressing onto my torso. Net: No hard nips while humping her means a lower score. But hard nips rubbing and massaging my chest while I am thrusting deep is a winner for me. Yes, a complex algorithm. Actually most of my Swan chart uses "interesting" rating criteria. If anyone wants to know more about my Swan rating system ..... just ask. And I'd welcome any of your own rating preferences......

andmac said: Nice review.... my brother @VinVan the bravest man in the Universe, starting up the latest version of 'The Swan Lake Thread" [(y)] Shall we start a countdown... in minutes.... until @Once you go black arrives? [:ROFLMAO:] He'll be here before 11:00PM tonight, that is my bet. It is about 8:30PM now. We need you OYGB, you are an important contributor! We need all you guys to contribute. [(y)] I must admit, I have only ever been there 4 times, these three reviews from January 2025, a then I went back and saw Theresa one more time some months later. Swan Lake - "Theresa"" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/theresa-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.390212/ Swan Lake - "SaSa" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/sasa-or-sascha-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389138/ Swan Lake - "LuLu" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lulu-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389131/ One thing I think would be helpful, is if guys could link their pre-existing reviews for Swan Lake in to the early pages of this thread. Give guys a starting point. I would also appreciate some help on.... can we create a reasonably full current roster of current personalities? Somebody cut and paste my list... add more names and a few words of description for each....and change my descriptions to your liking as you fill out your list [(y)] Each guy... ad more names and descriptions until we have the whole current list. I think they have around 30 ladies... do we know them all? I know I don't on my own. Correct me in our list if some of these aren't there anymore. Theresa - Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation SaSa/Sacha - The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation, oral specialist Lulu - A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others Maggie - The tiny fan favorite Ocean - A tall big boobie Eurasian looking lady Summer - uhhhh people love her? Camilla - Chinese ethnic minority look, heard she is naughty Rosemary - Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl Maya - Smaller Indian lady Help me out, brothers. Who are the rest? Copy and paste the list with your own descriptions Click to expand... I'm adding to your list above (i.e. Theresa, Sacha, Lulu, Maggie, Ocean, Summer, Camilla, Rosemary & Maya) : Judy - Slim, short, Asian - a bit older. Small breasts, Very compliant for all requests. Good at nuru. Amber - younger Asian, Rubenesque curvy figure ( which I like), enthusiastic performer. Susan - curvy, taller, works hard to make you happy. Cute Asian look for me. Cici - older Asian, slim, soft boobs, not much English. I thought she was just a bit mechanical in her delivery. Crystal - taller Asian, slim, nice tight bum, superb tongue - legendary rimmer.

@straightshooter ... thank you.... this is exactly what I had in mind... with a few more brothers chipping in I think we can fill out the whole line-up in one paragraph. I switched this to alphabetical.... someone else take this... cut-and-paste it... and fill in more names... and/or improve the descriptions a bit [(y)] This is 15... I think there are more. Amber - younger Asian, Rubenesque curvy figure, enthusiastic performer Camilla - Chinese ethnic minority look, very naughty, does anal Cici - older Asian, slim, soft boobs, not much English. A bit mechanical in her delivery Crystal - taller Asian, slim, nice tight bum, superb tongue - legendary rimmer Judy - Slim, short, Asian. A bit older. Small breasts. Very compliant for all requests. Good at nuru Lulu - A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others, skinny legs, flat bum Emma - A naughty bespecaled librarian with a full bush and C-cups Maggie - The tiny fan favorite Maya - Smaller Indian lady Maya, a bit short and thick Ocean - A tall big boobie, exotic Eurasian looking lady Rosemary - Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl SaSa/Sacha - The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation. Older but sexy. An oral specialist Summer - uhhhh people love her? (help me on this one guys) Susan - curvy, taller, works hard to make you happy. Cute Asian look Theresa - Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation

You guys are forgetting Jessica. Super skinny, flat chested, cute face. A little more reserved than the others.

VinVan said: She’s still there. Occasionally they all go back to China for a month or so or holidays. As of this week I saw her name on the roster. She’s usually one of the early birds (like 10 am) after the worm, haha Click to expand... Thanks!

This list is actually a pretty good idea AndMac and Straight. Thanks for starting it. I will add Lily and Jessica to the list below. And anyone can update it - kind of like our own Lake-A-Pedia, haha My only suggestion is to keep it factual and nothing disparaging. Master List Amber 5’2” younger Asian, Rubenesque curvy figure, enthusiastic performers. Good English. Camilla Chinese ethnic minority look, very naughty, does anal Cici older Asian, slim, soft boobs, not much English. A bit mechanical in her delivery Crystal 5’3” taller Asian, slim, nice tight bum, superb tongue - legendary rimmer. Good English. Jessica - 5’1” Petite spinner. Small chest. Demure to start but if she warms to you … Judy Slim, short, Asian. A bit older. Small breasts. Very compliant for all requests. Good at nuru Lily - 5’4” Spinner with dark olive skin. Very compliant and customer pleasing. Good English. Lulu A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others, skinny legs, flat bum Emma - 5’4” A naughty bespecaled librarian with a full bush and C-cups. Good English. Maggie - 5’1” The tiny fan favorite. Good English. May - 5’0” Very facially attractive olive skinned petite. No English. Maya - 5’1” Smaller Indian lady Maya, a bit short and thick. Good English. Ocean - 5’3” A tall big boobie, exotic Eurasian looking lady. Soso English. Rosemary - 5’2” Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl SaSa/Sacha - 5’0” The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation. Older but sexy. An oral specialist. No English. Summer - Gone uhhhh people love her? (help me on this one guys) Susan - 5’2” curvy, taller, works hard to make you happy. Cute Asian look Theresa - 5’ Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation. No English.

VinVan said: This list is actually a pretty good idea AndMac and Straight. Thanks for starting it. I will add Lily and Jessica to the list below. And anyone can update it - kind of like our own Lake-A-Pedia, haha My only suggestion is to keep it factual and nothing disparaging. Master List Amber 5’2” younger Asian, Rubenesque curvy figure, enthusiastic performers. Good English. Camilla Chinese ethnic minority look, very naughty, does anal Cici older Asian, slim, soft boobs, not much English. A bit mechanical in her delivery Crystal 5’3” taller Asian, slim, nice tight bum, superb tongue - legendary rimmer. Good English. Jessica - 5’1” Petite spinner. Small chest. Demure to start but if she warms to you … Judy Slim, short, Asian. A bit older. Small breasts. Very compliant for all requests. Good at nuru Lily - 5’4” Spinner with dark olive skin. Very compliant and customer pleasing. Good English. Lulu A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others, skinny legs, flat bum Emma - 5’4” A naughty bespecaled librarian with a full bush and C-cups. Good English. Maggie - 5’1” The tiny fan favorite. Good English. May - 5’0” Very facially attractive olive skinned petite. No English. Maya - 5’1” Smaller Indian lady Maya, a bit short and thick. Good English. Ocean - 5’3” A tall big boobie, exotic Eurasian looking lady. Soso English. Rosemary - 5’2” Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl SaSa/Sacha - 5’0” The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation. Older but sexy. An oral specialist. No English. Summer - Gone uhhhh people love her? (help me on this one guys) Susan - 5’2” curvy, taller, works hard to make you happy. Cute Asian look Theresa - 5’ Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation. No English. Click to expand... Maybe add Cup Size or S/M/L

straightshooter said: Elmore: My nipples algorithm is somewhat complex, and I realize not everyone has the same criteria But my rating of nipples goes like this: 1) I prefer light coloured nipples and areola. Pink and light beige really get me going. (e.g. ..... true redheads are to die for). Generally the Asian girls have dark coloured nipple/areola - just a minor negative for me. 2) I like to feel their nipples harden on my tongue. It feels nice to suckle them and feel their hardness building. Don't have to be eraser nipples for me, just pokies that harden while I am sucking on them. 3) I like to feel her hard nipples rubbing on my chest when I do her in mish, or in woman-on-top. I like that feeling of her hard nips rubbing on my skin while I fuck her. Both positions are good, but the woman on top position has the added benefit of feeling her breast firmness also pressing onto my torso. Net: No hard nips while humping her means a lower score. But hard nips rubbing and massaging my chest while I am thrusting deep is a winner for me. Yes, a complex algorithm. Actually most of my Swan chart uses "interesting" rating criteria. If anyone wants to know more about my Swan rating system ..... just ask. And I'd welcome any of your own rating preferences...... Click to expand... Super detailed Intel. Much appreciated. We all have our preferences and it's nice to know what others prefer and how they arrive at a 10 for ratings.

capt_canada13 said: Maybe add Cup Size or S/M/L Click to expand... That is a good idea. I was thinking about "shaved/trimmed/bush" for each lady as well. And as you say... "B/C/D/DD".... there might even be one or two A-cup. And maybe "natural/man-made." Like... with "SaSa" for example... her man-made "C's"... combined with her skinny frame, are central to her look. "Lulu"... natural "B's" on a soft frame. "Theresa"... natural "D's" or maybe "DD's" on a soft curvy frame. So the three I saw could look like this: Lulu - 5’0” A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others. Skinny legs, flat bum. Soft body. Trimmed. Natural B. Good English. SaSa/Sacha - 5’0” The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation. Chinese. Older but sexy. An oral specialist. Hard body. Trimmed. Man-made C. No English. Theresa - 5’0” Curvy passionate Chinese MILF with glasses, curly hair and a wild reputation. Soft body. Trimmed to bush. Natural D or DD. No English. I will let it "percolate" for awhile and see if any more names pop up. If someone wants to take a run at a new version of the list feel free. It should be a continual work in progress, never carved in stone.

Minor correction: Theresa speaks perfect English. And I found Ocean's English just fine too. Evidence: I had a detailed conversation with each of them about "innovative future visit ideas" after our last session - and not only were they enthusiastic, they offered "improvements" ........ and phone numbers ! ........ LOL.

straightshooter said: Minor correction: Theresa speaks perfect English. And I found Ocean's English just fine too. Evidence: I had a detailed conversation with each of them about "innovative future visit ideas" after our last session - and not only were they enthusiastic, they offered "improvements" ........ and phone numbers ! ........ LOL. Click to expand... Copy and paste the list and add your updates 👌🏾