The Poonsters Adventures

Been in this hobby since late 2023, started off with going to massage shops for half service and the infrequent 30 min fuck every now and then as a broke, but horny college student (Shoutout to Sasa Beauty Spa you were my first). Graduated to the agencies once I made some proper dough from my first internship at the end of last year. Now I much prefer spending the extra money for the more upscale agency girls and been opting for 1 hour sessions more frequently these days. I find it to be a way better experience overall. That said, I've still had some crazy fun over the years with different providers and I’ve genuinely lost count of how many times I’ve gone out and done this LOL. Must be in the 20’s or even 30’s by now. I figure its finally time to recap some of the highlights from my pooning adventures before I became an agency regular with all the fellow perberts. Monica Massage (7835): Where do I even start with this one lol. Monica the church lady is one of the most budget friendly providers out there, and simultaneously one of the most crazy. Read some of her reviews in mid 2024 and was really turned on by the whole jesus + anal thing (not to mention those student friendly prices!). Made a booking on a nice summer day and drove all the way to Richmond in my old shitbox. Was greeted at the door by a very upbeat older Asian lady with a killer body. Her workout routine even at her age would put most dudes I know to shame. She promptly led me into a basement area where this whiteboard with the 3 service options she offered was displayed. I went with the 60 dollar massage and FS option for 30 or so minutes, though she did have 2 other more expensive ones which I can’t remember. Asked me a few questions about my dating history and if I had a relationship with Jesus, along with the rest of her religious mumbo jumbo. The session started off with me being instructed to undress and kneel on a mat to praise Jesus alongside her. Incredible. I then lied down and a very relaxing massage followed coupled with some more conversation about Jesus. Before I knew it she had me turn around and gave me a blowjob. Junior is fully excited by this point and she’s impressed with the size. Condom goes on and she kneels on the prayer mat and I take her from behind doggystyle. As I’m slowly fucking her pussy and getting to grips not even 10 seconds goes by before she tells me to take it out and stick it in her ass… wtf! I did as I was told and my god she took it like a friggin champ, “faster, faster” she told me while also ensuring that I was remembering to praise Jesus out loud while I did so. I can’t believe she manages that at her age but honestly good for her. Cummed not long after that, my first time doing anal with a provider too. Quickly showered and told me to meet her at the door after. By this point I can hear footsteps upstairs and someone talking on the phone which I would later find out (through other perb reviews) to be her husband Bruce. At the door she gave me a cutesy yoo hoo, handed me $20 dollars back and gave me a hug. In hindsight I shouldn’t have taken it but I did. Batshit crazy session but very nice lady despite the craziness and overall I’m glad I had the experience. I did repeat once after, but it was more or less the same story apart from her fingering my ass. Angelina (Great Pharoah): A great experience with a provider who I’m not sure is even still in the game or around locally. Saw her in February of 2025, if anyone knows lmk. Back then I would sometimes get anxious that if I finished too quickly in the 30 min session I’d be throwing away my money (GP was/is around $170 for 30), along with the nervousness accompanied with walking into a massage parlor as a young dude and not knowing what to expect. This was my first time at Great Pharoah having previously only tried Sasa right down the street. I was very impressed with the way the girls come out right away to greet you before you're led into the room. Zero pressure from any mama-sans to stay if there’s no one that catches your eye. Also the first time I had ever been with a non-Asian provider as well if memory serves. Angelina was the first to come out and explain the whole Great Pharoah deal to me, and after none of the other girls who greeted me caught my eye, I went with her. A shorter, cute spunky girl who told me she was half Armenian and half latino iirc. Was shown the room, and then was led to the shower which was in another room down the hall. Fast forward a bit to when she comes to my room and there’s some early 2010’s pop music playing. The rooms have a nice little vibe and the music is more up my alley compared to the Asian run places. We danced around a bit and I told her I remembered hearing this song on the radio as a kid. She told me she was still in high school when it was popular. Can’t remember much about the massage and the exact details, but when the flip came due to some lingering nervousness, junior wasn’t fully cooperating when she was trying to get the condom on for cbj, she worked her magic and not long after we got it on. I really liked her attitude and enthusiasm, very warm, friendly and easy to chat with which got me completely comfortable and at ease. Following some cbj and pussy touching, I’m ready for the main event. Just as I’m sticking it in her pussy she tells me to put my hands around her neck like I’m choking her. I was pretty taken aback and asked if she was sure but she assured me that it was alright. Maybe she figured I was more into rough sex and that would get me more comfortable lol (YMMV). I lightly choke her as I start to pound her pussy and instantly go fully rock solid. I’m going faster and faster and pounding her pretty good while she moaned and said some very submissive things. Kept going harder and harder as she called me daddy until I couldn’t hold it anymore. It was the best orgasm I had to date. I was sent on my way with a warm goodbye, grabbed some Mcdonalds and went shopping after. I absolutely wanted to repeat with her, but she never came up again on the GP Roster. Anna the foreplay god (Lily's Skin Care): A slightly more recent experience from earlier this year. Pretty much stopped going to MP's once I started booking with Coco, but occasionally still went to Lily's in North Shore. I had discovered they had a second location with a hot tub following a conversation with one of the managers at the main location. Made the trek in my new car (no longer a shitbox) to North Vancouver. Parked nearby and after going in met Anna and some other milfy eastern European lady. Anna is a curvy South Asian milf and I always wanted to fulfill the Indian auntie fetish as someone who comes from a South Asian background myself lol. I went with her but upon learning of the price for the hot tub, I decided to go for just the standard 30 minutes (still really want to try the hot tub and might do it soon). After a shower we chatted about our similar backgrounds and she mentioned how popular she is with a lot of the younger brown dudes who call her Anna the foreplay god. I soon found out what that meant. Started off with a minute or two of massage before she climbed onto the massage table behind me and laid down on me, I could feel her pussy and tits rubbing against me as she slowly worked her way over to beside me. Her face appeared beside me and at that close range I couldn’t resist some dfk. We both followed this up with lots of tongue, her licking my body and me licking hers. The foreplay itself was incredible and probably the best I’ve ever experienced with a provider. Went down on her and licked her milf pussy for a few minutes. Condom went on and we fucked doggy and then missionary. A nice orgasm followed not long after and I was left feeling very satisfied. She still works there and I’d definitely recommend her to anyone looking for a tasty and sultry Indian auntie experience. Might post more stories, I'll see

How much was Monica charging? I haven’t been back in years but something always draws me back lol

Well done young pooner, your handle reminds me of the classic airport announcement paging Mike Hunt. Please do post more and continue with your conversational style of reviewing. Much more entertaining than numbers.

Richmond69 said: How much was Monica charging? I haven’t been back in years but something always draws me back lol Click to expand... This was 2 years ago but probably hasn't changed much. $60 for a quick 30 mins and then 100 something for some kind of higher level experience iirc masterpoonhunter said: Well done young pooner, your handle reminds me of the classic airport announcement paging Mike Hunt. Please do post more and continue with your conversational style of reviewing. Much more entertaining than numbers. Click to expand... Thank you masterpoonhunter, I've seen your legendary handle on here many of times. I'll see what else my memory can dig up.

Jack Mehoff said: This was 2 years ago but probably hasn't changed much. $60 for a quick 30 mins and then 100 something for some kind of higher level experience iirc Thank you masterpoonhunter, I've seen your legendary handle on here many of times. I'll see what else my memory can dig up. Click to expand... Wait $60 for 30 mins include massage and Greek?