Swear Words you use...

So what are some swear words you use when things happen? Jesus!!!

Jesus fucking christ !! comes out a lot, as well as simply Fuck My English roots show when I say Bollocks in a moment of frustration. A lot of people find that one amusing.

Usually, fuck is the first one that comes out. If something happens that causes pain, you can expect me to repeatedly use the F word along with a few others.

Oh, fuck!! Sometimes, Oh, shit!!

I'm a frequent user of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words.

Douche canoe...which ive just learned is purely canadian and exclusive to just us as a nation

Saying fuck, shit, cunt or cocksucker isn't swearing. It's simply vulgar, foul or indecent language. Swearing (aka cursing) involves religion - utterintg an oath, as in: God damn, Jesus Christ, or fuck the Virgin Mary in the ass.

Oldfart said: Saying fuck, shit, cunt or cocksucker isn't swearing. It's simply vulgar, foul or indecent language. Swearing (aka cursing) involves religion - utterintg an oath, as in: God damn, Jesus Christ, or fuck the Virgin Mary in the ass. Click to expand... Is that how she claimed to be a fucking virgin?

Oldfart said: Saying fuck, shit, cunt or cocksucker isn't swearing. It's simply vulgar, foul or indecent language. Swearing (aka cursing) involves religion - utterintg an oath, as in: God damn, Jesus Christ, or fuck the Virgin Mary in the ass. Click to expand... Wasn’t she the one on Broadway that went by Chanel back in the day?

Oldfart said: Saying fuck, shit, cunt or cocksucker isn't swearing. It's simply vulgar, foul or indecent language. Swearing (aka cursing) involves religion - utterintg an oath, as in: God damn, Jesus Christ, or fuck the Virgin Mary in the ass. Click to expand... Sorry, being particular, it means "to state something very strongly and sincerely " as per Webster's dictionary.

Mr K said: Sorry, being particular, it means "to state something very strongly and sincerely " as per Webster's dictionary. Click to expand... I think you are mixing the french form (swear on church stuff) and english which swearwords are for sexual acts or parts of the body.

10 year old me learned very quickly that a swear word is defined as anything your mother would loose her shit over it when you said it.

Mr K said: Sorry, being particular, it means "to state something very strongly and sincerely " as per Webster's dictionary. Click to expand... As a relevant aside, Pedantry is defined as “being overly concerned with minor details in the presentation or use of knowledge” [:)]

Big_Guy_Rye said: I'm a frequent user of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words. Click to expand... Well I like cunts for some reason... So I don't use that one....

Dog balls, big hairy dog balls . . . Not a swear word or phrase, but it is something I say when I’m annoyed or frustrated.

I've got them all on rotation but 'Jesus Tittyfucking Christ' came out of my mouth the other day when in the presence of a voluptuous set, followed by a (respectful and consented) motorboat.

The default is "fuck!", but when im really upset its "fiddlesticks!"

Fuck you Fuckin Fuck is one that just slips out, usually in traffic

I tend to use "fuck you bloody" in a very fake east Indian accent

Frinking shit....... gets the message across and can be used in the presence of ladies [:ROFLMAO:]