What’s the most outrageous thing an SP has said to you?

Pre-coitus “ I wouldn’t fuck you with somebody else’s pussy at this point!” Post-coitus Me- what are you thinking about? Her- my mother! During a dinner date “Ooo, that reminds me, I have to call my therapist.”

Her: Are you putting that in me?!? Me: What??? No, this is to hang my clothes.

If you marry me, I'll go back to Korea and learn to cook

MB Mod said: “You’re not PerbMod are you” Apparently PerbMod had banned her the day before. Click to expand... always blaming the other guy

westwoody said: always blaming the other guy Click to expand... lol this happened before I became a Mod.

"I don't give change."

Would you like to cum on my face?

'I want you to give my girlfriend and myself a baby!' That is when I decided that maybe the v procedure might be a good idea! [:oops:]

Why don't you have a girlfriend? Do you do porn?

Can you bring your spurs next time…..

Post coitus ,…. It was a slow day so I was still hanging out in her bed engaging in pillow talk after the deed , much longer than one usually would . While strolling back from the washroom she casually blurts out , “ I met white ninja from Perb yesterday “ ( no word of a lie … )

MB Mod said: lol this happened before I became a Mod. Click to expand... Who knew that a moderator could have a specific look ? [1760372963570.jpeg] [1760372963570.jpeg] Which one is the real moderator?

"That's only the 2nd time ever I've come from being eaten out." She seemed geniune, and I had a stupid proud smile on my face the whole day, so I don't even care if it was a lie.

“I want to taste you!” While holding my dick and proceeds with cbj.

20 years ago ......you look like the wrestler Steve Austin Now it's yiu look Mike from Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul . The latter is closer to the "truth"

"Don't. Come. Back. I'd rather host chlamydia again."

"I am going to put a star by your name in my phone" I just like traveling south...

carvesg said: Who knew that a moderator could have a specific look ? View attachment 139613 View attachment 139613 Which one is the real moderator? Click to expand... Okay here’s what we look like. [IMG_0074.jpeg]

One time I saw an sp and she was just doing it for a short time. After shower and a chat she just straight up said: "Are you some kinda player?"

jamasianman said: One time I saw an sp and she was just doing it for a short time. After shower and a chat she just straight up said: "Are you some kinda player?" Click to expand... Ive gotten a few "you're a fuckboi". I dont know if thats an insult or a compliment.