What’s the most outrageous thing an SP has said to you?

I was proud that I let off 3 pops in a non stop 1 hour session and she said that was impressive but the most shes seen was 10 in 1 hour she seemed serious and i genuinely dont know if it was cap or not.

Long ago at an agency: SP walks into the room and throws a condom at my face and says "put that on!" I asked for someone else.

Pumped said: Long ago at an agency: SP walks into the room and throws a condom at my face and says "put that on!" I asked for someone else. Click to expand... You got the wife experience

She didn't tell me this in person. But the legendary sword swallowing Lucy Lake (RIP) responded to my review of her here on Perb: Thanks for making my pussy loose pal... Lost a couple clients in there today. And you'll be the first guy I call after I get fitted with dentures. I expect tip in the form of Polident.

A lovely SP told me once whilst looking at my best friends, just after stepping out of the obligatory shower “ oh, I remember you “. wasn’t quite able to perform as usual for the rest of the appointment as kept wondering if she meant it as a compliment or ……..

rottweiler said: Are you sure it's in? Click to expand... As young boys we used to say that the above question is the worst a girl can ask a boy. I still think it is # 1.

You’re so cute! I even like how one ball hangs lower than the other one.

Dad what are you doing here ?

a well known Korean SP said my face passed the test for marriage

"Wow! You've got a nice dick for a little guy. Oh, I don't mean your little; i just mean your not like six foot with muscles. Not that you're skinny or anything. I mean you're just a lot bigger than I thought you'd be. I mean not that I was thinking you had a small dick or anything." Then she just kind of trailed off, looking all cute and shit sitting naked on the bed with a look on her face like she was thinking "Oh no! He's going to leave!'" I just looked at her and said: "It's okay. I'm a guy. All I heard was: "Wow, nice dick!" " Turned into one of the best experiences I've ever had. (I'm 5'9" and have weighed about 160 for decades and rather enjoy the response I get when they see me naked)

A long time ago, after came out of shower and she was waiting on the bed “oh your boobs are bigger than mine” (and I was about 160 lbs, 5’10”). i like small boobs and all, but that was a bit annoying at the time.

paraphrasing - can you help me? I locked myself in the basement (door locks from outside, I believe), can you go upstairs and find the key to open the basement door?

Not really outrageous but pretty funny. To set the scene. Most guys on here who are into DATY have had a similar situation. You’re enjoying yourself and you appear to be doing a good job, lots of vocalisation and squirming etc… from your partner. Most of us have had the thought, is she acting or actually enjoying this? In the end who knows, but it is nice to think you’re providing her with some pleasure. This girl was fairly new to the industry I think, and had a very hot girl next door vibe that I was really digging. I’m doing what appears to be a very good job giving her some oral pleasure, and either she’s really enjoying herself or is a fantastic actress. Either way she’s got some fantastic dirty talk going on and I’m a happy camper. But twice she flinches and says “I’m sorry”. I had no idea what it was about, and before I could even pause to see what was wrong she pushes my head tighter into her and continues like nothing has happened. After she has a shuddering wet orgasm I come up for air, pleased with a job well done, and she’s clearly out of breath and momentarily spent. I move up beside her and she grabs my hand. “Oh my gosh I’m so sorry about that” she says, with an almost frightened look on her pretty face. I’m clearly puzzled and ask what for? “I hope you’re not religious? I kept taking the Lord's name in vain”

uncleg said: Dad what are you doing here ? Click to expand... Not quite here, but pretty sure one lady I saw was a GF of my son in law's wife

Another asked me if I wanted to be ten "SUB" for a girls party she was hosting. Told me staight up, no talking and you'll can't say no to the requests. ( safe word was available though) With the variety of unusual toys, I thought about it for a moment but had to decline.

I had one lady ask if I could take the trash out when I left. I guess it was my fault for asking for the girlfriend experience.

"if you can pay all my wages in a month i will stop tricking"

Maybe we should get married. Omg, that will never fit in my tiny ass (I wondered, too)/omg I can't believe it fit. She was so tiny and so amazing. It's Christmas and my friend has nowhere to go. Do you mind if she joins us? It can be your Christmas present... Right, like I would mind.

"Here's something you can put in the wank bank". She gets me to pass her phone to her while she is FISTING her visiting-from-out-of-town bestie who had surprise joined us for a multi-hour session and texts me the pic 🤩

Newuser505 said: Ive gotten a few "you're a fuckboi". I dont know if thats an insult or a compliment. Click to expand... Doesn't seem like a compliment https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fuckboi